Call Gooder

A term used to confuse people and play a practical joke on them. When using the term one is suppose to convince the other person to either look it up or, preferably, ask someone who will look at them funny and as foolish. Most often used as a fake sports term.

Justin: "Mandy, you're a call gooder."
Mandy: "What's a call gooder?"
Justin: "Wait a minute! You coach and ref basketball and you don't know what a call gooder is?!?! Wow. You must be a "die hard" basketball junkie!" <<sarcasm>>
Mandy: "What is it?"
Justin: "I can't believe this. Your dad coaches basketball too, ask him!"

by JR STEELE January 24, 2007

sand goober

When you put your foundation on so thick, you look like you came out of the wall

This morning she looked like a sand goober with her 100 pounds of foundation

by Sweetheart September 24, 2007

Uber Goober

A lively character of the Human Class that represents beliefs through vigorous latent actions to accomplish tasks most would be happy to complete in the simplest fashion. Often of the low grade Military Officer species.

Oh oh here comes Lt. Cornwall, check out all of the reflectors he has on his bike, what an uber goober.

by heepee May 25, 2008

grungeny goober

a term used to describe any old man or woman's genitals

at the retirement home's aerobics class, the trainer projectile vomitted because so many grungeny goobers were visible

by lumi_kuma March 10, 2010

gouche goober

A derogatory term for a girl who sucks dick.

Wow I thought I knew that girl well, but it turns out she's a gouche goober.

by Gouche Goober September 25, 2014

Samuel Gompers

President of the AFL.

"I wish I was Samuel Gompers, I love the AFL!"

by OG Noah January 4, 2016

goofie goober

Someone who gives spongebob anal.

I just gave spongebob goofie goober.

by Zombie slayer bin January 25, 2016