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Squidward Goggles

When you put you balls and dick over your girlfriend/boyfriends eyes and nose
Hey baby, I'm going to rock your world tonight and give you a pair of Squidward goggles.
by anonymous June 5, 2024
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Club goggles

When you get drunk and go to a club and everyone is attractive and you can’t differentiate between a 10 and a 3
Damn, I had some expensive club goggles on last night
by Chammmyyyyy June 12, 2024
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Club goggles

When you get drunk and go to a club and everyone is attractive and you can’t differentiate between a 10 and a 3 because everyone is a 10
Damn, I couldn’t tell if she was pretty with my club goggles on
by Chammmyyyyy June 12, 2024
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Club goggles

When you get drunk and go to a club and everyone is attractive and you can’t differentiate between a 10 and a 3 because everyone is a 10
Damn, I thought she was pretty with my club goggles on
by Chammmyyyyy June 12, 2024
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Hot goggles

When you cum in both eyes of the girl you are having sexual intercourse with.
I gave that girl the hot goggles last night.
by FunkyDefs December 2, 2024
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Bender goggles

Bender goggles: Are an extreme, amplified version of beer goggles—after many days of partying, no sleep, and a binge of alcohol and drugs, you think you've met someone incredibly attractive—like a perfect 10—but once you sober up, you realize they’re actually a 1 or 2, and you wake up with both a terrible hangover and deep regret as your friends never let you forget it.
Lee: Bruv, I’m never going on a bender again. I realized I slept with a pig. She looked like a Britney when I had my bender goggles on. LOL.

Frankie: LOL you muppet, I'm going to

take your man card off you bruv. LOL.

Lee: LOL.
by Jamiecheese February 18, 2026
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Rally Goggles

(verb)
When two people squat over someone lying on the ground, placing their bare buttholes directly on the person’s eyes—giving them a pair of “muddy goggles.”
"Bro, last night at the frat party, Kyle passed out, and we gave him Rally Goggles. Dude woke up wearing the muddiest goggles ever!"
by OC2025 July 21, 2025
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