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Greasy Handrail

An engorged, throbbing cock that has been slickered up with vaseline, KY, or other lubricant.
Jane was horned up and wanted a good pounding so she got the jar of bacon grease and grabbed her boyfriend's cock and gave him a Greasy Handrail. He pounded her for the next two hours.
by Eaton Holgoode July 4, 2009
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Greased

To be greased means to be killed. Originally it meant to be killed by multiple bullet wounds from a weapon fired on full automatic but gradually its use extended, particularly during the Vietnam War, until it was used to describe any death caused by enemy action.

The expression originated from American troops of the Second World War who were armed with the M3 submachine gun. Since the M3's nickname was 'grease gun', supposedly from its resemblance to the mechanics tool, enemy troops killed by the M3 were soon referred to as having been greased.
Had some luck out in the boonies today!
How's that?
Nine of Uncle Ho's finest goofin' off in a waterhole, twelve M16s greased their asses real good!
Number One!
by Croatalin November 19, 2013
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Greatester

Told you....
Me: Greater
Someone Else: Greatest
Me: Greatester!
by toadrat9 January 17, 2009
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Gresser

pronounced "gress-air", to gresser someone means to briskly walk toward a destination, without giving the slightest fuck about anyone or anything else. A true gresser will not wait for you. He (or she) gives zero shits about whether you are standing next to him or not. Sometimes hilarious, sometimes annoying as shit.
Person 1: Hey wait up!
Person 2: **walks away
Person 1: Wow... what a fucking gresser
by Kid Kidlyy April 17, 2014
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Greasyturd

A pro Horde Paladin on the US Stormscale server- World of Warcraft
SPAM THE MOTHER FUCKER WITH HEALS GREASYTURD!
by 8=D---O-: March 18, 2009
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The Greatest Band In The World

The Beatles

"Whatever happened to the life that we once knew
Can we really live without each other
Where did we lose the touch
That seemed to mean so much
It always made me feel so
Free as a bird"
The final line, "And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make", in the view of many fans, captures the essence of the Beatles' (The Greatest Band In The World) message.
by Lucy (with diamonds) September 8, 2008
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greasy spoon

A back-street café, from which you can obtain various dishes (all-day breakfast, sausage sandwich, etc) that are lavishly coated in grease and served in a paper bag for you to enjoy outside.

A "Greasy Spoon" usually serves a heart attack on a plate.
Fancy a trip to the greasy spoon? I could do with a heart attack on a plate.
by jola January 23, 2005
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