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Goatee Goo

When a man sporting a goatee plays with a woman's clitoris until it is erect and her vagina gets extremely wet. He then proceeds to conduct the lickity split (eat the coochie) until the woman cums in his mouth. He then moves back from the coochie and wipes his mouth to only be surprise with a nice load of goo in his goatee.
Lolita: Did you hook up with Buckwheat last night?
Matty: Oh yeah girl, I hooked him up with a nice load of Goatee Goo.
by Julio Rumundo June 17, 2008
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Gateway

1. (n) Nickname for Daly City, a city south of Frisco
by QZkotL April 9, 2003
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Cheese Grater

The broest of all culinary implements, a Cheese Grater is used to add some sting when slapping bitches that fall out of line.
My bitch put tomatoes on my sandwich, so I got the cheese grater out and taught her a lesson, then made her add more cheese to my sandwich with it.
by idomdom December 30, 2010
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Gateway

by 251 whodi July 13, 2003
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gate

started out as "chalking 1 up". this is when someone states something funny. "chalking 1 up" is a tally and when someone receives 5, it becomes a gate.....now people award gates instead of singular "chalks on the board".
by Sef October 4, 2003
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Asian Gate

Inglemire Lane, Hull, England, Pizza/kebab shop run by the famous Sarge. Caters for 4-5 bored students and hundreds of dribbling chavs. Other workers include Javed and TM! Produces distinctly average pizzas, Kebabs yet to be tried. If in desperate need Scampi are also available.
Asian Gate, Hull. There is only one, but similar institudes found throughout the Uk.
by Ben Hanson January 30, 2006
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Rusty Gates

Pathetic, greasy "actor" with no talent whatsoever. Is a complete sell out and insults every person in the computing profession in ads for a dodgy computer company by the name of "arrow computers".

Every ad plays on stereotypes and "rusty" with his ginger hair, pale skin and thick rimmed glasses oozes dodgy salesman (which is accurate as Arrow are renowned for their slick ads and poor quality products).

For comparison reasons these ads are more annoying and frustrating than Jamsta/Jamba crazy frog ads purely due to Rusty.
"Hi I'm Rusty Gates and I'm a giant faggot buy this shit computer"
by MnSa December 15, 2008
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