Why do I find it funny?

Oh! You don't get it? My symptoms got worse 2 years ago. I have been in agony for the past 2 years. I was in genuine cognitive decline for about a month or 2 before I started using this very specific brand of generic mouthwash which ameliorated my symptoms, yet... The pressure in my skull persists...

Hym "So why do I find it funny? What have you been doing this whole time? Well, I'll tell you what you've been doing for the last 4 years and in the words of our much beloved Megyn Kelly 'Watching me suffer.' From the aforementioned affliction that I suspect has something to do with the hole in my tooth. Agony and discomfort for years. You WANTED that to be the case. And now your colleague got shot and APPARENTLY... I have no choice but to be sympathetic. Right? Not allowed to be sympathetic to the shooter. Have to be sympathetic to the person that fucked him instead of me. IF I DIE TOMORROW... Are you going to enforce that same sympathy mandate? 'I guess he was ill!' Where were you up until then? PRAYING on my downfall. Yet I remain and he does not. God clearly likes me better. If I die tomorrow would you even say anything about it? Give me in death what you denied me in life? Get the fuck outta here! Where's the money Piers? Billion Dollars off The Joker so confident it would succeed took a success contingent payout. It's going somewhere. While I sit here and rub my jowls to try and milk the blood through my skull so I can feel like I'm not actively about to have a stroke for a couple of minutes."

by Hym Iam September 29, 2025

trying to look funny in internet

A person who tries to be/act/look funny in internet are 99% of the time people who use a word or emoji/smiley face in funny youtube videos or in other things.

This is a bit hard to explain but if you could read my mind you would understand what i want to say.

Example:a dude creates a video with the goal of look like a complete troll who draws badly drawn things purposely,in the comment section of the said video a dude says "this...this is art"
Example 2:A try not to laugh challenge or a suposely funny video.a dude in the comment section puts the time set on a part of the video he finds "funny" then he puts a smiley face in order to look "funny",like: Mr.im(not)funny: 05:20 "Yeey" :D. "oh look im trying to look funny in internet"

by MWAsura August 17, 2017

Funny Fountain

(noun)
when you cut your dick off and it bleeds like a fountain

Yo did you hear about Tiny Tony? Dude cut his dick off it was a funny fountain

by Funny Fountain Guy October 15, 2019

Funny Fun Time

That one is the me when the in the cool of the fun in the hahahahahahahhaha.

is the in the of is no Funny Fun Time!

by the real cuphead April 6, 2022

funny racism

It's just racism but people claim it's a joke. I hate minority

1 2 3 4 funny racism is knocking on my door.
Fuck me like a whore
Anus fist twitch bitch

by Angus biffdick August 23, 2023

Snot funny

When someone sneezes out jizz from their nose, and it dangles from both nostrils, twirling around one another before falling on the ground where you just took a jizz on a person sleeping.

Also obvious dick is obvious.

Jizzy: AHCOO! *boogers drip from nose*

Cummel Does: JIZZY! Obvious jizz is obvious!

Jizzy: Snot funny Does! This isn't my jizz damn it! It's yours! You selipped jizzy pills into nose didn't you?!?

Cummel Does; OH HO! You REMEMBERD! *embarassed cock* *then starts to jizz*

Jizzy: EWWWWwwwwW! Obvious cum is obvious!

by Lubricus Genitilius March 17, 2011

Funny

The definition of funny is jordan. He is extremely funny.

Do you think brynn is funny? No but Jordan sure is.

by Idkwhattonamethislmao September 27, 2021