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Football

Football is a sport (no sh!t Sherlock)

It’s the best and most entertaining sport EVER
and the best player in football is Lionel Messi
Guy 1: hey wanna play football?
Guy 2: sure
Guy 1: 🏈

Guy2: THIS ISNT FOOTBALL LAD THIS IS ⚽️ B!TCH
by alexdevries January 5, 2022
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Football

Kick a ball into a goal

Also known as soccer
by Mannamedjeff May 15, 2022
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Farmers Football

When you are in bed with your girl and you fart under the sheet and spit in the air and see if she catches the fart or the spit.
My brother played farmers football with his girlfriend last night and she passed out from the onion ring farts
Outs
by D34DSK1N May 22, 2022
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Williamston Football

The Williamston football team is located in Williamston, Michigan and is owned by Brandon Lewis
Williamston football just got demolished by Brandon Lewis. Baby ass hornets.
by thatfootballguy12849 December 14, 2021
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varsity football

A group of young men from Fossil Ridge High School proceed to to pee on one another in the locker room showers. yes people know
by nickkkkkkkjjjjjhvegauagvehrktj December 21, 2021
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Football

People in their 20s beat the living shit out of each other for a fucking brown ball
Bob: wanna play football

John: sure let’s fuckin beat etchothers asses for a ball
Bob:Bet
by Maddox Spencer March 15, 2022
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Alabama Football

Being Alabama Football is being so good that you brainwash your biggest rivals into thinking they care about basketball.
I swear I've been a basketball fan my whole life. If our football team was good, I'd still care this much. This absolutely has nothing to do with getting my yearly ass whooping from Alabama Football. Now shut up; I have another Instagram story to post.
by AZWHOOPR January 25, 2022
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