Flat Earthers

A group of people with mental disoders who think that the earth is flat.

It is a known fact that they have a combined IQ of 5 and everyone hates them

Flat Earthers are stupid as fuck

by ChoccyMilkIsGood September 18, 2022

Flat Top

A ww2 term for Aircraft Carriers

“Scratch one flat top,” radioed during the Battle of the Coral Sea by LCDR Robert E. Dixon to the USS Lexington

by Merrian Dictionary September 20, 2022

flat Champagne

Flat Champagne. Adjective. Used to describe a leader, Liz Truss, who claims her "Liz Fizz" economic plans are a work of a genius.

Also used to describe a bitter Daily Express/Mail reader

Did you hear about the "Liz Fizz"? Turns out it was fucking flat Champagne, again.

by ToryBoyRulez September 30, 2022

Flat Noodle

Mysoginist and derogatory term used especially in Incel forums and image boards to refer to Asian women.

Paul called Kim a "flat noodle" for not going out with him, so we kicked him off of our friend group

by v-kyun October 4, 2022

flat

your mom, your sister, your paper, your sidewalk.

kyle: your sister is so flat bro. she looks like a piece of paper.
me: no u

by chileoragnes January 1, 2022

A Flat Miner

What you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft.

What do you get when you drop a piano down a Mineshaft?
A♭ Minor!
(A Flat Miner)

by LordJenal May 13, 2022

Michigan Flat Tire

When a female/male is riding their partners face, and on orgasm they defecate on their partner's forehead and flatten it with their ass cheeks.

Marry was riding my face so hard and gave me the largest Michigan Flat Tire that I'm still trying to wash it out of my bangs.

by Delaware Seagull Shake May 17, 2022