February 18th

National leave people on delivered day

Hey have you heard of February 18th it’s national leave people on read day

by Ezra bolen January 8, 2022

February 4th

National Fuck Your Girlfriend day (go out and have sex with your significant other day)

Omg it’s February 4th it’s national fuck my girlfriend day!

by Micheal Branson February 2, 2021

February 3rd

National slap your sibling(s) day

*slaps sibling*
WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?

Sorry not sorry it’s February 3rd

by Bigbanksss November 6, 2021

No Pee February

This means you can’t pee during February. If you pee you fail.

«Hey i just peed» «So you failed No Pee February»

by ldoe November 2, 2020

february 6th

national go eat girls named jenny’s toes day

“it’s february 6th” “yea dude let’s go suck jenny’s toes”

by daddysmonkey223 October 11, 2021

February 33

National Murders Day

Me: oh no! It's February 33

by anthony443894893 December 27, 2021

February the 8

It's national fwgohann day...

Person 1: Omg, tomorrow is February the 8.
Person 2: Wait so tomorrow is national fwgohann day

by Ezniggle February 7, 2022