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Lag Fag

A man that realizes he is gay halfway through the life cycle of a typical American Male. This person will usually come out of the closet after they have already had children and a stable Career. The rest is nothing but pure akwardness.
Me: Dude John Travolta is gay!!!
You: Yeah, I know, its like when a gamer with bad internet who takes 7 seconds to shoot
Me: Yeah he's lagging big time in his gayness
You: Lol, what a lag fag
by itsdoubleD January 17, 2011
mugGet the Lag Fagmug.

vag fag

A "Vag Fag" (pronounced with a soft g in Vag), which is short for "vagina faggot", can refer to any homosexual woman. It is often found to be derogatory, although many people simply don't know what a "Vag Fag" is. It may or may not be considered more offensive than the better-known slur, "dyke".
by Styles84 September 6, 2011
mugGet the vag fagmug.

fag eye

When you get cigarette smoke in your eye and it fuckin hurts!
Shit, just got double fag eye
by someshit123456789 January 13, 2009
mugGet the fag eyemug.

knife fag

Someone who constantly looks for an excuse to use their knife to accomplish trivial tasks that could easily be solved using you bare hands/teeth.
Dave: "Oh sweet a pack of skittles!"

*Pulls out knife from belt clip*

Joe: "Dude, you realize that doesn't require a knife, right?"

Dave: "Yea but then I won't look like a badass."

Joe: " You, my friend, are a knife fag."
by RaGeQuaKe September 11, 2011
mugGet the knife fagmug.

Fagging Off

When two male's either homosexual or sometimes not engage in sexual intercourse or foreplay.
Fagging off can also be used to create a sense of discomfort around non gay men!
Tom "you where drunk last night Dave, you actually started fagging off with Tim"

Dave ":O"
by Poot Machine September 24, 2011
mugGet the Fagging Offmug.

fag stew

When multiple dudes enter a hot tub to simmer and sweat out thier gayness. This can also apply to more than two grown nlmen in the backseat of a car, or three fat dudes in an airplane row.
Did you see all those dudes in the hotel jacuzzi. All they needed is some potatoes and onions and that would be a 4 star fag stew.
by gigiti August 12, 2015
mugGet the fag stewmug.

fag-osprey

A woman who desires and actively seeks young homosexual men. Promiscuity inferred.
I saw a fag-osprey in Topman the other day.
by tcm1707 October 17, 2009
mugGet the fag-ospreymug.

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