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Reverse bird feeder

An awkward position used by a male person to orally satisfy himself sexually.
A position a man puts himself into, to be able to perform self felatio. A method where by the person backs his legs and back against a wall or other vertical object to enable a rolling of the hips downward to be suspended above ones head. Thus allowing the penis to be dropped into the mouth for felatio self satisfaction. Visually this could resemble a bid feeder used backward, hence the term "Reverse bird feeder".
by Dr. Penedrop March 5, 2011
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Feeding my dog

Excuse used to get out of conversations with creepers/boring people/your family while on the phone, computer, and originally by Morse code.
"M'lady, could I escort you to the grand opening of the traveling human bodies exhibition this Sunday afternoon?"
"I'll be feeding my dog."
by prettyXgraffiti December 17, 2008
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Feedis

I missed the pins by a feedis
by Suckmebum July 9, 2016
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Feeding the Monkey

Ethics of Smoking 101: Feeding the Monkey.
1. When your friend is too high to hit a piece all by them self, you preform an action of "gratidude".

1a. You counter with a snide remark to make it unnoticeable. (because yous not a bitch).

2. Always have fun doing what you do, but make sure to preform some "gratidude".

3. Sometimes a "gratidude" card is adminstered upon feeding the monkey, you become monkey trainer (you gain +1 monkey handler skill).
Corey was too blazed to hit that shit, so...I feed the monkey!!!

Your grandma is too old to hold the old bong, so...I FEED THE MONKEY

Look at how nice that orangutans is! He is feeding the monkey!

You get a "senceLi" to feed the monkey.
If Still confused...see "Gratidude"
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feeder

A player who be killed too many times for nothing by enemy in a MOBA game like Dota2 or Lol.
Hey, uninstall Dota 2, u feeder!!
by Terminatoy August 7, 2016
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big feeder

When a man cums in a girls mouth then spits it into his mouth causing him to throw up in her ass and fucks her analy
hey helga me and u should do a big feeder.
by Antonios Lopez April 22, 2009
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feeding the fish

From SE asia, to cut off male lover's penius and throw it in the canal.
He was seeing another woman so she decided to feed the fish.
by mook February 21, 2005
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