shit your face

To open one's mouth and have incoherent garmble escape will little or no understandable meaning.

Can be likened to when a person combines two words on accident becuase they are thinking one and trying to say the other.

In response to a sentence that makes no sense : "You just shit your face man. Clean that up and talk to me when you're not a retard."

If someone frequently shits their face, they can be called a face shitter.

by Matt P - the non english one May 17, 2007

Slut face

Slutfayce: the face of someone who, when you look at them, you just feel like there should be a cock in their mouth, like a slut ;-)

What you up to, Slut face? ;-p

by HAA July 11, 2012

facebitching

when people get on facebook bithing and moaning about something or someone knowing full well that their post will either start a fight or new round of DRAMA.

Dude did you see Niki's post on facebook tearing in to Rachel?
Yeah, I'm tired of her facebitching.

by jricky1020 June 7, 2011

Snide Face Syndrome

Snide Face Syndrome, or simply Snide Face, is an acute condition that occurs when meeting an acquaintance after a long period of absence and lack of contact.

SFS sets in at the point of reunion due to uncertainty of the status of the relationship. One, or both parties, may feel it is right to present a smile. The smile, however, is forced due to the uncertainty of the friendship and results in a contorted, snidey-looking face.

This facial contortion is uncontrollable and can be felt spreading up the face, causing great anxiety to the sufferer, and often lasts for the duration of the conversation.

Old acquaintance: "Hello there...Sorry, I've forgotten your name."
John: "Hi, it's John." *Snide Face Syndrome*

by Goatlips December 30, 2009

miniature golf face

The expression of someone who easily shows their emotions or reactions - the opposite of a poker face.

"I was trying to play it cool, but when my boss told me that I didn't get the promotion, she knew right away that I was angry and pissed off. I have SUCH a miniature golf face."

by Clemens March 21, 2008

Crumpet Face

Someone who's face is more pitted than the moon. Seal is a nae bad singer but he is a bit of a crumpet face.

Seal eighties singer and crumpet face.

by Duthart December 23, 2007

eat face

to win incredibly, or to destroy an opponent.

"I ate their faces with those headshots!"
"I gonna eat your face!"
Zombies eat face.

by Sapa April 20, 2010