ear-x-tacy

Amazing independent music store on Bardstown Road in Louisville, Kentucky. Supporters of Keep Louisville Weird and has many free instore concerts.

I bought this at ear-x-tacy

by yikes_ June 30, 2009

Perverted Ear Syndrome

When someone says something completely normal or innocent and you hear something twisted and sex related. Also know as PES.

Person 1: Dude? Did you just say something about pleasuring yourself?
Person 2: Um, no... I said I forgot my socks?
Person 1: Oh shit dude, I must have PES.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Perverted Ear Syndrome.

by spcghdfj January 14, 2010

dry behind the ears

(a phrase denoting) not naïve or simple-minded; smart.

Those who are dry behind the ears can make headway in the world.

by uttam maharjan October 27, 2012

Ear Date Rape

When a loud YouTube ad comes on unexpectedly during an otherwise pleasant ASMR video. The scariest thing about ASMR videos are the ads; you never know when they are coming and how loud they'll be . It's like being raped by someone you trust.

ASMRSafeSpaceLady: Do you like when I touch your ears?
PTSD Survivor: Wow this is so relaxing and therapeutic

Unexpected Toyota Ad: WHOA OH, OH OH, OH OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PTSD Survivor: OMG Ear Date Rape. Whyyy? I trusted you!*passes out; ears bleeding*

by mrteabaggervance March 1, 2017

Dirty Rabbit Ear

During the winter months, when you take a dump on a fat chick's stomach and try to burry your dick into her naval (like a rabbit trying to burrow in a muddy hole). Your ejaculation simulates the melting of the snow, which allows the dirty rabbit (your shit covered cock) to then burrow in a dryer, more suitable burrow for the Spring (AKA the girl's ear canal). During the Spring burrowing process, you are giving the girl a dirty rabbit ear.

My girlfriend shrunk my favorite sweater so I gave her a dirty rabbit ear.

by Real. Big. BOOBS July 1, 2014

Pull your ear

To ask for someone's attention

salesman: may I pull your ear for a minute miss?
Girl: Sure, how can I help you

by NOWnLATER May 7, 2015

ear dildo

Slang term for an ear plug, used at concerts, while doing yardwork, to sleep, etc.

Pat is such a douche that he wears ear dildos to concerts.

by Peacey P February 1, 2008