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English Egg Salad

When your girl shits eggy diarrhea into your salad while you are eating it, normally combines with other feces or human excrement such as semen or urine
“Hey babe, what do you fancy for dinner tonight?”
“Can we have an English Egg Salad?”
by chickfilamastar August 7, 2025
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english chestnut

Exploding your love juice all over an english persons chest after from the 69 position.
we swiched it up in the bedroom lastnight, managed to pull off an english chestnut before passing out.
by filthy_minded April 7, 2017
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English Teacher Mentality Syndrome

a trait, carried by most English teachers, that requires over analyzing something in an attempt to feel intellectually superior, or to find a deeper meaning than is necessary.
the teacher said “the walls are blue to symbolize the rising depression in the household”, and the author quickly replied, “no, the walls are painted blue” this is an example of English teacher mentality syndrome
by The dark lord herman March 10, 2023
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use english

by maharg jackson June 1, 2022
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ENGLISH

Chinese dude: 请问厕所在哪里?
English dude: English pls
by Yuri von tarded September 24, 2020
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English

A language that is very annoying and spelling stuff is surprisingly hard when compared with most other languages.

Also why the FUCK are there THREE DIFFERENT TWO/TOO/TO words there should be only TWO TWO/TOO/TO words because of the number two.
by no body that you know January 30, 2020
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