Rusty Pile-driver

A shit-covered super hard-on violently penetrating any bodily orafice just before 'bustin a nut'.

As I was bangin' this chick's poop-chute, just before blowin' my load, I flipped her over and sunk a Rusty Pile-driver down her gob.

by KingTigerKommander April 4, 2009

Side-Seat Driver

A who sits in the passenger seat and tells the driver how to drive.

"Yo, stop being a side-seat driver"

by 0462usa March 2, 2010

Asian Driver

-American Rice-Rocketeer: these are young, American born Asians who drive supped-up Japanese cars with weird lights, extra gauges, custom rims, and a lowered car. They are most annoying on the freeway, where they drive in the middle lane at 60MPH and always keep a 40 car distance between themselves and the car in front of them. They also have the fascinating tendency to not base their speed off of what their speedometer says, but by who is trying to pass them. This leads to them speeding up when you approach and slowing down when you get stuck and have to slow. Sometimes, Rice-Rocketeers trade in their brethren's cars and buy BMW's. However, they still act the same way. Also, it must be noted that this particular breed of Asian Driver has the curious tendency of backing their car up into parking spaces as opposed to driving into them. This always results in about 5 re-tries that hold up other parkers waiting their turn, and also tends to lead to a poor parking job with their car twisted or crooked in the space. No known answer for this strange, seemingly detrimental ritual has yet been found.

Hey look, theres an Asian Driver with a pointlessly decked out mazda, it must belong to a Rice Rocketeer. He could prolly smoke any of us with that car!

No way man, he's going 62mph, and he's gonna keep going 62mph.

What a fricken waste of a supped up engine then!

by Alucard van der Shwei December 4, 2011

sex drive

How far one is willing to travel to have sex.

Otherwise I'm not particularly fond of her, but she stimulates my sex drive to the point I'm willing to burn a tank of gas to tag it.

by Omar O. Ungh July 13, 2010

drive the pig skin bus to tuna town

Penetrative hetrosexual sex.

Man, Tonights going to be be great. I am going to drive the pig skin bus to Tuna Town with Angela.

by Hip no tiz er April 26, 2006

Driver's License Weight

The weight a person reports on his or her driver's license which is anywhere between 5 and 20 lbs. less than the person's actual weight.

"I'm cutting out carbs so that I can get down to my Driver's License Weight."

by Witty Mommy March 31, 2015

Foot Fetish Driving Signs

When a male with a foot fetish, usually of younger girls, takes pieces of paper and writes on them with black magic marker, making a sign. The signs usually pertains to requests such as "Put your feet on the dashboard" or "take off your shoes" or "You have nice feet". Other messages vary depending on the person's creativity and their taste. The male then puts these signs in their car. When driving, the male shows these signs to girls in other cars, most usually passengers. When the male shows the signs, the female will sometimes comply to the request.

I made a new copy of Foot Fetish Driving Signs because the first ones weren't as easy to read.

by The Jax May 20, 2007