Camp dick

After you’ve been out camping for a few days and haven’t showered— you come home and she still wants that stank dick

I came home after a week in the woods rocking a bad case of camp dick- Jason still went down on it anyway tho!!!

by Bigdickballer420 February 28, 2019

dick smoker

Homosexual man

Larry is a dick smoker

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017

Dick Belly

The art of whipping ones genitalia across the stomach of cohort in an act of celebration and/or punishment.

When Bob gets back from London, he anticipates getting a massive "dick belly" from his friends who are celebrating the latest championship.

by Matt Farren June 18, 2008

Husband Dick

A dick that you could take all day, everyday for the rest of your life.

Damn he sure does have a husband dick.

That’s the same dick i want for the rest of my life ‘husband dick’

by dll1302 December 13, 2021

dagger dick

Referring to XXXTENTACTION, it's when one's dick has length but no girth.

I fucked a nigga last night who pulled a good 9 inches but he had a skinny ass dagger dick so I didn't cum

by afgdfgsdgdsgf March 30, 2017

dick inches

Arbitrary (and usually incorrect) units of measurement used mostly by males. Derives from men overestimating their penis size. Dick inches are much shorter than actual inches. Hence a guy can claim to have a 9 inch penis when it is actually closer to 5-6 inches. The term "dick inches" is usually used when over-estimating non-penis measurements.

fellow one: "Finally! There's a parking spot!"
fellow two: "No way, man...You can't park within 30 feet of a stop sign."
fellow one: "There's plenty of room."
fellow two: "Yeah, only if you're measuring in dick inches."

by Char H April 27, 2007

Dick Helicopter

Dick helicoptering - The act of swinging one's phallus in a circular motion with such velocity than positive lift is achieved. Generally used in the context of literal or metaphorical phallus size comparisons, as the ease at which lift is achieved is directly proportional to the size and/or aerodynamic suitability of said member.

Josh was such a douche, he is always dick helicoptering about how great he did.

by Ribeye_Steak May 24, 2012