Curry Attention Deficit Disorder

or CADD

The phenomenon that starts approximately 8 minutes after first tucking into a curry, after the initial taste begins to wear off, you've tried all dishes on the table, and you're left with an increasingly lukewarm curry with the oil separating out around the edge.

Once started, CADD generally lasts as long as it takes to mindlessly nibble away the last bit of greasy naan in a zombie like state.

CADD is generally induced by excessive beer consumption reacting against the absorbent naan in stomach and can only be cured by getting the bill and moving on to shots until the volume in stomach subsides.

Some people are seemingly immune to CADD and continue to behave in a buzzard-like manner, picking up all scraps from the dishes and other people's plates until the last bit of cold, greasy naan has been devoured.

Luca - "what es e wrong paulo?" (Spoke in an Italian accent)

Paul - "I've totally got Curry Attention Deficit Disorder, I'm flagging dude"

Luca - "bloodey hell paulo, you and your CADD you should not ev had that 5th pop-e-dom and 3rd Tiger beeri you idiot, let's get some shots in to ease the blockage!"

by Paul and Sarah January 30, 2008

definitely

A non-commital answer to something one doesn't want to do that's sounds definative.

We should go see that movie.
~Yeah, definitely.

by Megs April 18, 2005

bitch deficiency

The opposite of bitch dependency.Bitch deficiency is the therefore lack of bitches,some cases so much as to have extreme depression and pity masterbation sessions.

chris:hey guys

tyree:damn white was wrong wit you.

chris:girl broke up with me

tyree:my dogg seems to be havins some bitch deficiency problems,im overflowing wit bitches if'ya wants one of mine

chris:naw man im not a beggar

by e343balla is a name stealer September 16, 2011

Definition of Mimic

Mock; to mock; the act of mocking; not merely as imitation...just mockery. Mimic means mock. If anyone tries to tell you otherwise and then looks up mimic in the dictionary and finds that the word "mock" is in the second definition of the word, then they have a bad dictionary. The one and only definition of mimic is "to mock" so sayeth the urban dictionary.

To mimic someone is the same thing as mocking them.

by Hehehe December 7, 2004

defile

To systematically dry fuck someone in the ass region until nuttin in ur underwear.

I defiled that bitch until i nutted myself.

Fuck that i dont wanna be defiled by fred.

ur fuckin dog is defiling my led homes!

by joe May 13, 2004

REDNECK(the real definition)

What Democraps will call anyone who disagrees with them.You can be from Lithuania or Africa or Asia and the Democrats will call you a redneck if you disagree with them.

hateful Democrat:"hey look at that Eskimo over there putting up a Bush/Cheney sign"..."you goddamn redneck"(shouted the hateful Democrat in a redneck voice)

by Bubba is teh redneck...Gore is teh redneck November 29, 2004

half of the people who posted definitions on this website

are retarted hypocrites and faggots who believe everything they see on the fucking idiot box. particularly the ones who posted definitions of certain people. most of the definitions r not funny, and in some cases half of the definitions are all the same. specifically, the definition g-unit. g-unit kicks ass, but 75% of the definitions said g-unit stands 4 gay unit. That joke was not funny. Whoever thought of that joke should be proud of himself, he got 80% of america to copy him and still have no idea who he is. i used 2 be a member of this website, this is the last definition im posting.

half of the people who posted definitions on this website: im cool, i have a computer, i believe everything i hear from CNN to the national enquirer, im not funny.

by leif jovanavohansen October 10, 2005