December 5

National fuck you best friend day.
On this day you get to fuck you best friend and they cant say no!

Emily:Hey Laura, do you know what day it is
Laura:No...
Emily: It's December 5
Laura:fuck....

by Britney Adams November 1, 2020

Dedicated December

Everyday during the month of December one must complete 100 push-ups, 50 sit-ups, and run 1 mile.

"You participating in Dedicated December?"
"Ya, I need to get back in shape."

by Allen Riverview November 30, 2009

decembeer

In relation to the month of Decembeard, and in preperation for the month of Manuary is when Decembeer occurs. For every day of the month of Decembeer, you must consume the number of beers that coincide with the day it is. Is used for the intense physical training of "partying hard", the army, olympics, and/or the phenomena of "2012". On the 24th of Decembeer, you must participate in a case race with other participants of Decembeer. On the 25th day to the 30th, you must rest for the big event of New Beers Eve and Manuary.

Andrew: "Hey Iain, what are you doing tonight?"

Iain: "Well Andrew, its Decembeer 12th, I am consuming 12 beers."

Emily: "Im feeling fat, and sassy."

by Secret Spy Club December 16, 2010

December 1st

This is a day where you can grab peoples asses and also you can pull them in by they waist and kiss them

Yo why’d you just grab her ass

It’s December 1st dumb ass

by Aalyla October 23, 2019

December 2

December 2nd is the one day that all school students should skip. This day should be a day to celebrate the best time of the year (also celebrating the end of No Nut November).

Mom: Honey shouldn’t you be getting ready for school?
Kid: No mom its December 2

by factspitter819 October 29, 2019

December 16

Today is the day the cutest people are born, PERIOD💞😍😍

It's my birthday

It's December 16, no wonder why you cute af!!

by YaBored November 5, 2019

December 6

National ‘get drunk December’ day. All high school pupils in the UK have to get absolutely smashed out their heads before school so the teachers have no idea what’s going on. Also bring vodka instead of water in your water bottle

‘Bro is that vodka is derr’
‘Yeah why fam’
‘Oh yea is december 6th init’
‘Yeah you forgetful little dick ed’

by thumbsmeup November 8, 2019