an amateur music producer that makes the simplest 4 on 4 beat which is really not that good in general, but then people start liking it. Therefore, he gains a slight following as a result, which gets to his head and boosts his ego. He then thinks he's the best producer on earth and that everybody else who makes the same type of music is shit
Chris: Hey dude you wanna collab?
John: Stfu your music is trash get on my level first
Chris: Sounds like DJ Syndrome to me...
John: Stfu your music is trash get on my level first
Chris: Sounds like DJ Syndrome to me...
by likeasomeboodee September 24, 2020
A rising DJ in Washington, DC...known for his crazy hair and crazy amount of time put into it
ALSO unlike the plethora of serato babies in the world he actually uses his head phones, uses vinyl and ACTUALLY counts beaats.
ALSO unlike the plethora of serato babies in the world he actually uses his head phones, uses vinyl and ACTUALLY counts beaats.
by Cookie Monster882 January 19, 2011
by lame gang June 30, 2022
A new class of DJ that is beyond the "press play dj" you all are used to. Faux DJ'ing consists of any of the following DJ No No's while on stage, but not limited to:
Social Media Moments "ie. Facebook Live" - aka Stage Basking
Big Drop with Both Hands in the Air - aka the Rollincoaster
Fake Knob Touching - aka Knob Mobbin
Using Headphones that Sound Awful and aren't Insulated - ie. Beats, Skullcandy, or any Earbuds - aka Dullcandy Headphones
Playing Classic Techno Hits Remixed into Top 40's EDM - aka Re-Rubadub Refix Remix Bootleg
Staying in a Groove for Less than 1 Minute "Unless Playing Hip Hop, Breaks, or Scratching" - aka Faux Limit Soldier
No Cueing - aka Cueless
No Beat Matching - aka Cheat Matching
Audible BPM Track Transitions - No Headphones or Hands Needed "Proof is in the Pre-production" - aka Propagation Validation
Hugging your Competition in Front of "Your" Fans - aka Busyness Practices
Magically Morphs into DJ Preacher - aka Microfaux Hero
Sandstorm by Darude is for Private Listening ONLY! "Darude would agree" - aka Blandstorm
Social Media Moments "ie. Facebook Live" - aka Stage Basking
Big Drop with Both Hands in the Air - aka the Rollincoaster
Fake Knob Touching - aka Knob Mobbin
Using Headphones that Sound Awful and aren't Insulated - ie. Beats, Skullcandy, or any Earbuds - aka Dullcandy Headphones
Playing Classic Techno Hits Remixed into Top 40's EDM - aka Re-Rubadub Refix Remix Bootleg
Staying in a Groove for Less than 1 Minute "Unless Playing Hip Hop, Breaks, or Scratching" - aka Faux Limit Soldier
No Cueing - aka Cueless
No Beat Matching - aka Cheat Matching
Audible BPM Track Transitions - No Headphones or Hands Needed "Proof is in the Pre-production" - aka Propagation Validation
Hugging your Competition in Front of "Your" Fans - aka Busyness Practices
Magically Morphs into DJ Preacher - aka Microfaux Hero
Sandstorm by Darude is for Private Listening ONLY! "Darude would agree" - aka Blandstorm
Jim: Dude, you wanna hit up that Festy with us this weekend?
Bob: Who's all playing there?
Jim: Only some of the biggest and best DJ's ever!
Bob: Sweet! Is this a DMC Championship?
Jim: Whats a DMC Championship?
Bob: Nevermind, and NO, I'm not paying to see a bunch of Faux DJ's.
Bob: Who's all playing there?
Jim: Only some of the biggest and best DJ's ever!
Bob: Sweet! Is this a DMC Championship?
Jim: Whats a DMC Championship?
Bob: Nevermind, and NO, I'm not paying to see a bunch of Faux DJ's.
by DJ Max Portland August 10, 2017
by hgvkufkufku March 12, 2020
by DJ SPYKERS(SCOUSED OUT) May 04, 2009
Definitely a one of a kind individual. Has a huge heart but will not take crap from people who think they "kick ass". Tends to look alittle more negative then positive, therefor some decisions are not always the right ones. The DJ is truely your best friend or someone you hate. When meeting The DJ you best be on your toes cause he is alittle wild. Things can go from dull to dance time in a second. the DJ is a very well rounded individual.
by William Williamston April 16, 2010