by watupshitsucker?! June 29, 2010
Get the Aged Canoli mug.The act of defecating, dry-freezing the excrement (using liquid nitrogen or some such nonsense) and using it as a dildo. Quite popular among scat-fetishists.
Eww, why did Martin have to tell us about Kentucky Canoes? I could have gone my whole life without knowing that.
by Ozzy Coke January 17, 2011
Get the Kentucky Canoe mug.When you drop your toothbrush into the dirty sink or toilet and keep using it because you're too drunk or lazy to care. Also applies to when you knock someone elses toothbrush into the toilet and put it back without telling them.
I got home last night and dropped my toothbrush in the crapper. Nothin like a little late night backwater canoeing!
by ducockus234 August 29, 2012
Get the Backwater Canoeing mug.A person who has exceeded the levels of douche bag and is not quite douchey enough to be considered an asshole.
by Gotham in ashes August 31, 2013
Get the Douche canoe mug.A word which will forever be used on 3 basic games Grand Theft Auto Online, Battlefield 4, Call of Duty Black Ops 2. Its meaning is simple when being a simple Douche bag isn't enough. You have to make up a new word for the amount of scrub they are.
by The Stinky Pinky November 13, 2013
Get the Douche Canoe mug.by Kinty The Cat March 19, 2014
Get the Screw Canoe mug.An overboard term used to describe one who has only reached a standard level of douchyness. If one who has only reached the basic douche level is called a douche canoe, this person would consider it to be an insult. Upon being called a douche canoe, this person would likely become upset & act irrational. At this point, that person would have reached douche canoe standards & you will be justified in calling that person a douche canoe.
I.E. "i dumped my girlfriend because she was a real douche. After we broke up, she went all out "douche canoe."
by argonforrest October 22, 2014
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