An unofficial mantra that morally bankrupt or ethically challenged Trumpublicans and QAnonists should have taken heed of, but were too conceited and dumb to realize that those invisible deadly viruses and their variants were smarter than them.
That “Covid is not stupid” has yet to sink in among Trump’s patriots and diehard supporters is no surprise considering the relatively high rate of infection and of mortality in most red states—a positive correlation between stupidity and mortality is hard to discount.
by MathPlus January 18, 2022
Get the Covid Is Not Stupidmug. Man Bryce, (sarcastically) I really admire your covidence In throwing a party during this pandemic! You have so much self-covidence approaching that girl without a mask on bro!
by WakeyWai September 7, 2020
Get the covidencemug. When the Diamond Princess at one time—on day nine after the 3,700-odd passengers and crew started their two-week quarantine—became the world’s hot spot, when it had more corona cases than every nation except China.
How many billion dollars would the cruise sector be losing worldwide, and how many million jobs in the global tourism industry would be lost, since Covid-🚢 came to the world attention, when most countries refused to let the passengers disembark?
by Covido November 9, 2020
Get the Covid-🚢mug. When Covid-19 quarantines and lockdowns stirred the hearts of tens of thousands of people worldwide to start writing letters to their long-lost friends, hoping that the one address they still have would somehow reach their recipients, as they reminisced the old good days of their friendship—when a pandemic refocuses their thoughts and priorities of what is really important in life.
Covid-19 has ironically brought about many good memories in millions of people, and one of them is to be infected with Covid-📝.
by Covido December 14, 2020
Get the Covid-📝mug. The hypothesis that zombies may be carriers of the coronavirus, which prompted the authorities to lock all cemetery gates or to have security guards patrolling the area at the request of superstitious folks to prevent these walking dead from infecting the general population.
Because the infection and mortality rates of residents living near cemeteries are above those from other neighborhoods, authorities don’t want to take any chances what if those infections and deaths were really due to Covid-🧟 ♂️.
by Covido November 16, 2020
Get the Covid-🧟 ♂️mug. Read as “Covid-Omicron.” Also known as the B.1.1.529 or “Omicron” variant. WHO’s second “variant of concern” for South Africa—after the Beta variant (B.1.351)—that is thought to be more infectious and transmissible than the Delta variant, and can apparently bypass most of the protection offered by presently approved vaccines.
What are the odds that profit-driven vaccine makers would soon pressure folks who were recently boosted against the Delta variant to go for a fourth shot to protect themselves against the unprovenly deadliest Covid-𝜊?
by MathPlus December 2, 2021
Get the Covid-𝜊mug. by lsannarbor April 19, 2022
Get the covid unitmug.