Covid-🇵🇭

When Catholic priests in the Philippines, who link Covid-19 with the devil’s work, are using exorcism to fight the coronavirus, by using a cross, holy water, and holy salt as their deadly spiritual weapons.

Due to Covid-🇵🇭, besides conducting services for families whose loved ones had died of Covid-19, priests are risking their lives by going around exorcizing funeral homes, with some of them even telling families to refrain from being inoculated because some approved vaccines were produced from aborted fetuses.

by Covido March 7, 2021

COVID-19

COVID-19 was a disease in early 2019 and throughout 2020 that killed hundreds of thousands of people. The CO stands for Corona, the VI stands for virus, the D stands for disease, and the 19 stands for 2019. The virus was released by China as a bio weapon to weaken the world economies. The virus was also used by the Democratic Party as a political weapon.

Back in ‘20, we were in quarantine because of Corona virus, also known as COVID-19.

by SpartanofSparta84 December 7, 2020

Covid-🇰🇵

The world’s most corona-unfriendly nation with allegedly zero infected cases, because it has completely closed its borders to all aliens, and Dictator-Murderer Kim had ordered that any foreign enemy who tried to cross over to infect the reclusive and starving nation would be shot dead.

With zero infections and deaths, the world’s most isolated and repressive nation prided itself for containing the coronavirus pandemic successfully thanks to draconian Covid-🇰🇵 measures.

by Covido November 21, 2020

Covid-🇮🇳

When India continues to break new world records in its daily rise in corona cases and deaths, with its hospitals running out of beds and medical oxygen, thanks to its inept and corrupt right-wing government, which allowed religious festivals and political rallies to be held, which became superspreader events, in the midst of the apocalyptic health situation plaguing the nation.

Just when the world thought that no head of state could match ex-President Trump’s failure in containing the pandemic crisis, Prime Minister Narendra Modi could prove everyone wrong by his serial mishandling of Covid-🇮🇳.

by Covido May 7, 2021

COVID cool girl

Someone who is too cool to care about COVID-19.

Person 1: "Do you mind if I take my mask off? It's getting so hot."
COVID cool girl: "Yeah, totally, I don't even care."

Person 2 in the corner of the room: *scoffs under their breath and mumbles* "Way to be a COVID cool girl. Now we'll have to deal with this shit for another 12 months"

by chocobapy August 31, 2020

COVID-19

Alternate definition - The number of pounds many people will gain, while sitting at home with nothing else to do, but EAT! :)

The COVID-19 hit many mums in the area, as kids were at home & there was nothing else to do but eat meals, and snack on home-baked goodies: all done to keep kids/adults occupied! :)

by Robin Sutcliffe March 26, 2020

COVID-19

A highly infectious respiratory illness caused by the SARS-Coronavirus 2 virus, a zoological pathogen that is believed to have originated in Wuhan China. COVID-19 is the cause of the ongoing COVID-19 Pandemic, a global emergency that has had worldwide effects. The virus has caused particular outrage in the United States with it being the leading nation in confirmed cases of the virus, primarily caused by wild mismanagement of the outbreak by one Donald Trump. Since the outbreak has started, many countries have gone on lockdown and have put in place measures to try and mitigate the spread of the virus. Such measures include posting CDC guidelines to encourage public safety, a limit on the number of people that can be in a building at once, and even mandates on masks/respirators which can provide protection against the virus. So far, the virus has killed hundreds of thousands of people worldwide and has wreaked economic havoc. It is unclear how long this pandemic will last, it may continue to deal with devastating tolls on everyone for the next year. Until then, we can only do our best to keep each other safe by following public health safety guidelines like wearing a mask and distancing yourself from other people until most likely a vaccine is developed. Stay safe, and thank you.

COVID-19 has caused mass suffering and sadness and is in fact much more dangerous than a general strain of Influenza.

by TheKugelBlitz July 20, 2020