Cook

1. To excel or create success

2. To flame, make fun of

3. A situation which is unacceptable

1a. Let him cook
1b. I'm bout to cook up something nice

2. What are you wearing?! You will be cooked at school!

3a. Five-hundred dollars for school books?! Nah that's cook(ed)
3b. That girl is cook(ed), I'm not dating her.

by ObiJakobe April 28, 2023

Cooking the crawfish

The act of anal sex with a Cajun girl

He was cooking the crawfish with his new girlfriend last night

by Wilco264 May 5, 2023

Hailey Cook

If you ever met a Hailey Cook she will change your life into happiness if you were in depression. She is the most worthy, sweet, loving, and beautiful. She also will tell you wants been on her mind. If you meet a Hailey Cook, try to make her your girlfriend. It is worth it.

Person 1: is that Hailey Cook
Person 2: yeah she is the best girlfriend ever

by Horrorman2900 May 6, 2023

never let this man cook

What you say when someone, usually a musical artist, makes music so bad that they should stop doing it for an indefinite amount of time.

Person 1: *posts a hilariously bad song*
Person 2: NEVER LET THIS MAN COOK 🔥🔥🔥🔥

by an extremely depressed bandu May 7, 2023

Cooked Unit

/kʊkt ˈju .nɪt/
To be an absolute unit and have drunk a whole slab, Done a shit ton of drugs or are just simply tired.

- "Fuck man, Did you just do the whole bag cunt?! That was for everyone ya cooked unit!"

by Meatywack69 May 10, 2023

Amanda's Self-Cook BYOF Eatery

n. Canadian franchised eating establishment with wobbly tables and flaming pits where customers can eat what they brung after cooking it themselves ... or not. Based loosely on a cross between pre-colonial Canadian cafes and downscale hobo camps.

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Hungry? Me too! Let's club a raven and hunker down at Amanda's Self-Cook BYOF Eatery, where if you don't like your meal you can try again ... or not.

by gnostic3 July 5, 2023

Cooking

Derived from the phrase "Get cooking", it means to drive fast

Synonymous with phrases like "hammer down", "pedal to the metal", etc.

You're running late, you better get cooking.

by Russellsroughneck July 30, 2023