Twat Cleaner

To fuck and cum in a womans vagina and then use a straw to suck the douche out of her.

"Dude i feel like a bitch, my girl said i was her personal Twat Cleaner"

by licdapoontang April 28, 2009

ride clean

riding clean refers to riding on some clean ass twinkies or riding with style, not "riding clean without drugs".

Project pat was lookin' clean, therefor riding clean in his car, contrary to already stated WRONG definitions.

you have to ride clean to pick up dem hos.

by Bishop June 24, 2006

cleaning room farts

When you sit in a god forsaken cleaning room for so long that the air gets inside your body. This creates a deadly fart that can evacuate rooms.

Somthing smells like dead pheaseants.
I think Tom has the cleaning room farts

by poundtown01 October 26, 2011

Clean up on aisle one

A post-coital muff dive.

"Oh James," Gasped Sarah, "that was a spectacular ride! Now." She winked, "Howabout a clean up on aisle one?"

by kenikeli July 31, 2012

claf

A claf is another word for goof or someone acting like a waste man

"Your a claf "
"Why are you being such a claf"

by BigNick99 March 20, 2016

Clean Break

When you take a shit and you go to wipe, there is nothing on the toilet paper.

I had a clean break after dinner.

by mollyp321 September 9, 2016

lip cleaning

One person helping someone else to clean their lips. Also known as "kissing" or "making out"

tony: hey you have some dirty lips...let me get that for you.

olga: really? I guess i'll have to make a lip cleaning appointment with you.

by olga stupidski August 15, 2006