The chocolate ghost

taking a shit, then wiping your "dirty" ass, only to see your log has mysteriously vanished from your bowl.

I felt and saw that I took a giant crap and when I went to grab some tp it pulled "the chocolate ghost" and it was gone.

by chocolate ghost January 10, 2009

holy chocolate starfish

An exclamation upon seeing an object of pure awesomeness.

Holy chocolate starfish! It's batman!

by Kate Applebottomjeans Nomnom August 16, 2010

Mint Chocolate

One of my favourite chocolate flavours

Mint chocolate bar i ate, gotta have it more

by Suklaa May 16, 2017

Chocolate Baguette

A sexuall act in which a man takes a shit then uses a Turkey Baster to place the shit into a another mans anus he then shoves his cock up that mans anus and when he ejaculates he removes his cock and puts it into the mans mouth and the man licks the shit off his cock.

The other day I had my gay boyfriend round and I gave him a chocolate baguette

by SKuffLe December 29, 2009

Chocolate Rain

The Act of an Aircraft, such as a Passenger Jet, with a Sewage Storage System releasing Refuse on a Walking Person (below) during flight, normally drenching them in the Rancid Contents.

I just saw Tommy drown in a bunch of Shit!

How?!

A Boeing made some Chocolate Rain!

by SyxNyneSyx January 8, 2011

Chocolate-covered Pretzel

Sticking your hand down your pants and wiping on your ass. The offending hand is then used to handle a victim's goods and/or to shake their hand.

Offender: There's that guy I hate...
Friend: What you gonna do?
Offender: Offer him a chocolate-covered pretzel!

(Offender wipes his hand on his brown eye)

Victim: Hi, how are you?
Offender: Fine thanks, you?

(They shake hands, mission accomplished)

by n3ptun0x May 30, 2006

chocolate fiend

One who partakes in chocolate to the point of excess.

Nine out of ten women are chocolate fiends, even if they don't admit it.

by Rod Brock July 24, 2006