I can change you

When a straight male think he's hot enough to make a lesbian straight (he's not)

Straight male: You're lesbian?
Lesbian: yeah
Straight male: I can change you
Lesbian: no, but I can punch you in the middle of your ugly face

by Kittyferns June 2, 2023

gay oil change

When you make a man nut and then nut in his ass

Man one: "Damn bro, my body feels stiff" Fagget: "Here bro, lemme give you a gay oil change"

by Greek-nigga June 21, 2023

helping a friend get an oil change

A rather working-class term for jacking off.

My boss asked me why I was fifteen minutes late for work; and I told him I was helping a friend get an oil change. Thankfully, he believed me.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

Mankind knew that they cannot change society,

so instead of reflecting on themselves, they blamed the beasts.

Mankind knew that they cannot change society, so instead of reflecting on themselves, they blamed the beasts. HEAVEN OR HELL. DUEL 1. LET'S ROCK.

by Poggersmanultimateswagger69420 August 7, 2023

Ching Chang Chong

A word that defines Chinese language

Yo Sam do speak Chinese? Oh yea Ching Chang Chong ( with Chinese accent)

by SEXY MAN LIKE BRIAN SIREGAR November 22, 2018

Oil Change

the act of getting screwed in the ass.

"Dude, I got my oil changed last night."

by StalkerMunkie November 9, 2007

chonger

A joint containing 15 grams or more of dried cannabis buds and leaves.

Hey bro, lets combine are stash and roll a fat chonger.

by Andrew September 23, 2003