Coming back

Something your father will never do.

Kid: When is father coming back.. I'm tired and sick of eating my cereal with grape juice.
Mom: Never.

by Pie_:) December 31, 2022

Caping

Fucking someone in a Superman position

“Do you wanna try the caping position tonight baby?”
“FUCK YEAH!! I LOVE IT WHEN YOU POUND ME IN THE CAPING POSITION, ADDING 12 INCHES TO MY HEIGHT”

by uterusnumberone February 26, 2023

coming out

The disclosing of information about oneself, usually relating to sexual orientation, romanticism or gender identity, to a person or to people that were previously not aware of said information.

Jamie came out as gay to their family the other day.

I'm thinking about coming out as bisexual.

by ali_nothing_creative March 23, 2023

coming in clutch

When you learn about clutching functions in topology.

Person 1: Damn, check out this construction that's coming in clutch!
Person 2: Yeah dude, I love to be constructing fiber bundles on spheres

by One-Eyed King March 26, 2023

Camping wedgie

Camping in the heat with a swamp ass wedgie

John’s camping wedgie was so far up his swamp ass that it was painful

by anonymous July 15, 2023

Camping wedgie

Camping in hot weather. So hot that you have swamp ass and your wedgie is stuck and painful

Dang, it was so hot camping that John had a camping wedgie

by anonymous July 15, 2023

Caring

Going out of your way to do what's best for yourself, especially at the cost of those closest to you, while insisting its for their good and that you have their best interests at heart.

"I care about you, that's why I spent our last 60 bucks on food out for me when you needed gas."

"I'm so caring. Last night I got myself a mani pedi with my boyfriends money without asking."

"It's really caring of you when you insist we eat what you want even though I am allergic to it."

by ShytFyre July 24, 2023