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Congratu-fucking-lations

A sarcastic expression used when someone’s emotional manipulation, chaos, or victim-playing leads to a complete mess, and somehow you end up looking like the bad guy. Used when the “win” the fight, ruin the vibe, or drag the situation into drama… and your left pissed, exhausted, and slow-clapping in disbelief.

Coined by Grayson Flitcroft May 20th, 2025
“Oh, you turned breakfast and a nap into a full meltdown and I’m now the villain. Congratu-fucking-lations.”

You pushed every button I had, then got sad when I finally reacted. Congratu-fucking-lations.”
by FlittyTheJackHammer May 20, 2025
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Congratfuckyoulations

A sarcastic word blending “congratulations” and “fuck you,” used to bitterly acknowledge someone’s success with jealousy or resentment.
Oh, you got the promotion I was gunning for? Congratfuckyoulations.
by proximity. May 30, 2025
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congratufuckyoulations

when you're congratulating someone but secretely you're just jealous
person a: i got this 100$ dress for just 20$ at my local thrift shop!
person b: congratufuckyoulations.
by saltagilicious June 9, 2025
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Congo-a-bongo

“Congo-a-bongo” Meaning to lick or fondle the breasts of a woman, this phrase is used in some ways to censor the actually meaning so no kiddies know what you mean
Can I Congo-a-Bongo?”

Lets Congo-a-Bongo!”
by Jinsayng-tamarack July 5, 2025
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congyang

A term for an alcoholic drink disguised as Marjan syrup, often consumed by Muslims who typically abstain from alcohol. This drink allows individuals to enjoy the social aspects of drinking without openly violating cultural or religious norms.
At the gathering, everyone thought they were sipping Marjan syrup, but I discovered it was actually congyang!
by Emotional Cruiser July 24, 2025
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Congregation jumpscare

Geometry dash jumpscare that can be uses whenever there is a black screen transition.
during the black screen you swap the video out with a few seconds before the drop of the level "Congregation" by presta.
god damn it dude i knew that congregation jumpscare was coming
by MusicalSans August 14, 2025
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Congresstrate

When a large, powerful body self-castrates itself to show submission to another entity, usually by inaction and pandering
The US Congress congresstrate itself by not challenging the President, ever.
by Word Hatchet August 27, 2025
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