buyback clause

when you say to always keep a girl if you need her back

I told Jen ill always love her incase i wanna activate the buyback clause

by kayden gaylesbian March 17, 2024

Cyclops Clause

An informal clause in a matter of contractual obligation, which states that the undersigned person(s) agree not to use the ship of sale as a means of tax fraud by scuttling the ship itself, premeditatively and deliberately. The namesake of this clause is the 540 foot Proteus Class collier, USS Cyclops (AC-4), which mysteriously disappeared on 4 March 1918 while navigating the Bermuda Triangle. The circumstances of its disappearance remain a mystery to this day, as no wreck of any kind has been discovered. It is highly theorized among historians that it was sunk in order to collect its insurance as revenue. This highly scandalous practice is frowned upon by maritime institutions across the globe and hold with it serious legal ramifications if the any discrepancies in the conspiracy itself are found.

I can’t sell my boat. I think I’m gonna sink it on purpose to collect the insurance.

No! You can’t do that! Didn’t you read the Cyclops Clause?

by liminal sleepwalker May 6, 2024

TFB Clause

"Too Fucking Bad" Clause. You use it when you are trying to do good but the person getting the good dont want it but you will not take "no" for an answer.

I dont want a prenup.
but I dont need your money i have my own.
Well I will enact the TFB Clause so Too Fucking Bad

by StruggleFeast June 26, 2024

Cat Clause By Proxy

Similar to the Cat Clause but the cat isn't physically on you.

For example the cat is sleeping next to you, and moving or getting up would disturb it.

"Sorry I can't get up, my cat is sleeping next to me and if I move it will stop being cute and return to being a menace"

"I can't get out of my room, my cat is sleeping in front of the door and I seem to be in a Cat Clause By Proxy"

by Guulagg October 6, 2024

Poes-clause

He that choofs is a little bitch and forfeits any rights as a result.

I invoke the poes-clause. You automatically lose this argument.

by Anoobis.the.first February 25, 2025

Divinity Clause

A statement that cannot be proven right or wrong.

I used the divinity clause when asked whether or not I used ai on my essay.

by Divine729 May 7, 2025

Divinity Clause

A claim made by an individual that is inherently unverifiable, rendering it impossible to determine its truthfulness or whether it constitutes a deliberate falsehood.

Example
Dumbass: Did you take my diamonds?
Jonathan: Yeah I burned them in lava lol
Dumbass: Did you really?
Jonathan: I guess you’ll never know
Dumbass: Oh no! He’s using the Divinity Clause

by UrTweakin May 7, 2025