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Car Sensitivity 

Car sensitivity is a disorder, due to the compulsive behavior characterizing a vast amount of car owners. The disorder is usually caused by a conviction that taking your car to an authorized auto repair workshop is either too expensive or the service is too poor.

This leads to car owners being uncommonly protective around their cars and the disorder often reaches such a level, that it inflicts other peoples lives in a negative way.

Classic symptoms of car sensitivity

• Takes 'excessively' good care of the car and is very touchy around it.
• Is afraid that something will happen with their car and is therefore often overprotecting.
• Has trouble driving others around in their car.
• Is convinced that authorized auto repair workshops are far too expensive and fully fail to visit them.
• Always washes and polishes the car by hand.
• Has a ban on bringing food and drinks in the car. The same goes for dirty clothes and shoes.
• Removes pebbles from tires.
• Parks far from other cars in parking spaces.
• Refrains from driving in the rain.
• Never lends their car to kids and other family members.
• Uses protective covers whenever possible.

There are certain ways to adverse the symptoms, such as car covers, shoe covers, nano technology and simply never driving the car. But there’s really only one true cure, which is visiting an authorized auto repair workshop to learn that the car is in good hands and it won’t cost a fortune to receive great service.
Car sensitivity is a disorder, due to the compulsive behavior characterizing a vast amount of car owners.
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Car Sensitive 

When a person is overly cautious around his/hers car, to a such extend that it affects other people's lives negatively.

It is not yet considered a real disease, even though most people can relate to a person who shows such behaviour.
The guy is so car sensitive, that he won't allow his kids inside the car, when they come from soccer practice.

She took up two parking spaces so she wouldn't park too close to another car. She must be very car sensitive
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The act of masterbating while driving your car
Yo man, this burrito took me to flavortown and got me all worked up while I was driving home so I just had to car pop to relax, there was no choice. Nova nation🙌.
Car pop by Joshhartschode June 8, 2017

car banger 

A song that everyone gets lit to on a car ride.

A song that just bangs in the car either because of lots of bass and dope lyrics
"Yo, play that new Post Malone track"

"Oh yeah bro that's a real car banger"
car banger by Golfman18 July 10, 2017

Car Handhold 

The little handles in a car above your head that are primarily used by parents telling their kids how bad they are at driving.
Sharon was clutching the car handhold dramatically while telling her daughter to slow down.

car eating 

Someone who always starts eating the food before you get home
Jim: quit fucking car eating
Bob: fuck u man I'm hungry
car eating by Wyates5 July 26, 2017

car hits crowd 

James Alex Fields Jr., or another white terrorist / extremist. Used by complicit media in a phrase when they at all cost want to avoid stating that a white rasist dude or a nazi is responsible for a terrorist attack using a vehicle.
Car Hits Crowd After White Nationalist Rally in Charlottesville Ends in Violence (The New York Times)