Brown Willie

The act of moistening one's finger with one's own poop by inserting it in the rectum. Then inserting said finger into another's ear canal.

Hey, why give a wet willie when you can do a brown willie instead? It lasts longer.

by Sticka June 9, 2009

brown trophy

when someone fucks up so bad at work that they are awarded the "Brown Trophy"

oh John you fucking did it again,

"this years brown trophy award goes to John for fucking do it again"

by the fabricator November 30, 2017

Browned myself

Browning yourself:

#1 craping yourself. laying shit in your trousers. drop a loaf of shit in your pants.

#2 scared the crap out of yourself.

#3 so amazed you shit yourself.

ever had one of those times from out of nowhere you have to make a monster doo? I had one of those the other day while I was organizing boxes at my storage unit, and with no place to go I thought I was going to brown myself until I scavenged some napkins out of the taco sacks in my car, pulled the door shut on the unit and went to browntown in an empty moving box. talk about a moving experience.

Then, after busting a loaf I about browned myself again when the door on the unit wouldn't open. All I could imagine was the look on some chaps face in the morning when they show up and let me out with my box of deux.

by thespecialedge February 22, 2011

Brown Hairadox

HAving natural brown hair, deciding its an awesome idea to dye it another color, than once died deciding how much more awesome of an idea it would be to dye your hair brown.

That crazy female keeps dying her hair from brown to blonde, than back to brown again.....interesting...how brown hairadoxical.

by Cartmn0003 April 18, 2011

Brown Binning

The act of engaging in an unnatural act in a garden or other outside space.

'I was brown binning the girlfriend the other day when a party of ramblers discovered us in our compromised position so I whipped it out and jizzed on her back'

by HizerKite July 11, 2017

Jaclyn Brown

Jaclyn Brown is a Texas Adoptee Rights Activist. She is one of the only Adoptee Rights Activists in the United States that has worked in the field of Private Domestic Infant Adoption, Post Adoption Services, Search and Reunions, in addition to being an Adoptee from a Private Domestic Infant Adoption herself, as well.

Jaclyn Brown, Texas Adoptee Rights Activist, spoke on Adoptee Rights in Austin, Texas yesterday.

by Asg1999 September 9, 2021

The brown tower

A terraria house consisting of many wooden NPC houses aranged ontop of each other so as to make a wooden tower.

What?! Everyone on this server is amazing at building. How don't they just end up with the brown tower

by Kukkija the Cookie Jar April 7, 2020