Brad

Fuckface. Watch out for these guys. They can be tricky and hard to identify. And they will hurt you the most if you are not careful. They start off by being somewhat of a superhero and save you from one of the guys listed above. Do not ever let them become your everything. That’s coming from a girl who’s been there and made that mistake. Warning: These guys are excellent liars. They lie constantly. They will most likely dump you for a whore because they are manwhores themselves. They will lie and tell you that they’ll still be your friend, but then they’ll ignore you. When your friends offer to beat them up, just say no. He will end up a lonely old fat guy with a cat named Snookums. He’ll have to live with that for the rest of his life. That will be torture enough.

Britney: "What's wrong?"
Jamie: "That doucheface."
Britney: "Oh, Brad."
Jamie: "Yeah, Brad."

by shelovesyoutoo March 14, 2010

broadcast

"broadcast" the thing that gets put on a woman folowing an accident involving broken bones

by billybob101 October 5, 2003

brad

causes premature ejaculation and limp noodle

dude we were trying to fuck last night but he had brad in his head and couldn't get hard

by NOFATCHICKSALLOWED July 12, 2011

broads

Broads are girlz hired to come to private parties to pleasure the partiers. Sometimes the girlz don't even have to be hired to come, some just decide to come themselves.

Exapmle 1

Jamal - yo lets chill out 2nite at ur crib
Ravi - yea, das tite
(at the party on the phone)"yea, u bitches check us out 2nite, here's the address

Example 2

Jay - yo lets chill out 2nite at ur crib
Ravi - yea das tite
(Ringing the doorbell) Broad - Hey some guyz at skool said u guyz r having a hangout.
Ravi - yea, u girlz wanna come in
Broads - Sure

by Ravi Singh Kumar Kapoor September 7, 2006

Brad Young

Brad Young is a term used to describe men who love to give/receive hand jobs

Did you hear what Michelle did to Steven behind the bleachers?
Yeah he's a total Brad Young

by vandy(2612) January 6, 2009

broadrama

(1) the drama that a female seems to add to every single possible conceivable situation; (2) making a mountain out of a molehill

if a broad finds out that a friend of yours rejected a friend of hers, she will make a huge deal about it and never let you hear the end of it

by ufidiot September 3, 2005

broadleaf

The term affectionately referring to a friend.

Derived from
1.bra
2.brada
3.brodel

Broadleaf, pass me a beer.

Yo, broadleaf, lay off the sass.

by le Guru April 27, 2009