betartedd

something or someone that is either dumb,stupid,unintelligent, retarded/not literally,or just a ass hole. normally would make a retard look smart or highly intellectual. this word is not meant to offend a actual retard but instead to ridicule and make a really dumb person look more stupid then he already is.

dang that girl sure is betartedd, yea she looks like she climb the ugly tree and when she got to the top she feel off and hit every branch one the way down.

i must admit i'm a bit betartedd for coming up with such a stupid word that is very missed spelled.

by that boy at home with a dream May 18, 2011

boarduroy

The track a side-slipping snowboarder makes when they try a run that's too hard for them.

Did you see all that boarduroy under the lift line? The gapers are out in full force today.

by Kanikan December 26, 2011

Boardman'd

Becoming so wildly inebriated that coherent thought no longer takes place and you will most likely attach to the nearest singleton, regardless of their state of being.

Big man: Jigga she was totally blottoed
Lil girl: Yeah she was completely Boardman'd!

by 5alonia May 28, 2012

boargy

an orgy of boats and people

You bring your sailboat, i'll bring mine. You bring your friends i'll bring mine. I'm ready to get down at this boargy.

I can't believe this many boats showed up what a great boargy.

by itsthedirtybird June 23, 2012

Boardroom Shuffle

When people get up in a meeting and start explaining something - to avoid looking nervous they start moving their weight from side to side on their legs, and make gestures with their hands. That's called the boardroom shuffle.

***Big meeting takes place - Annie has to speak and is nervous***

Dude 1: "Yo, what is up with Annie up there? Is she having a fit up there?"

Dude 2: "I think it's just a classic case of the Boardroom Shuffle"

by Carlo89 February 28, 2013

Board-worthy

When a photograph is so complimentary that it would look good on the photo board your family creates to display at your funeral.

That photo Jeanne posted of you and Leighla watching television is completely board-worthy.

by Chibob1963 March 1, 2014

board my platform

a nicer way of sarcastically telling someone "welcome to my reality"

mom : son, at your age, when I hung out with friends, i didn't smoke weed and play video games, I listened to the Beatles.

son: well, lol, board my platform for a change.

by Sexydimma October 20, 2014