Boarding house

A house a failure at life lives in.

The boy lived in a boarding house for several years. Get your little brother to fuck him up for you, that will set him straight!

by Solid Mantis June 3, 2019

Boeden

Boeden is a loser who plays a lot of Call Of Duty and eats a lot of junk food.

wow look at him, he is such a Boeden

by Butt Lickr October 3, 2019

Pelican Board

A board that you attach pelicans to.

Kez was tired of chatting on IRC so she went and nailed some pelicans to the pelican board instead.

by ToolyTowers September 1, 2003

knock boardies

when one dude knocks his cock against another dude's cock

Some dude once asked me if I wanted to knock boardies with him, but there was no way I was smacking my cock against another dude's cock!

by EveryoneIsGayButMe May 28, 2009

Car boned

when driving and trying to merge and a car is driving at your same speed alongside your rear tires not allowing you to merge becasue you can't accelerate becasue another car is in fron of you, and slowing down is too difficult.

I missed my exit because I just got car boned by that stupid mini van.

by Nerazurri July 27, 2010

Skate boarding

Probably the best land sport ever!!! Considered a great chick magnet. But be warned if the dude can't ride the bowl or is wearing a shit ton of protection, then he's a fake...

Shred is a word used to say, "let's hit the skate park"! Shred as in the copings of the bowl! Skate boarding shreds the copings

by Z King 👑 December 22, 2016

friend boned

The awkward situation where a man who is shunned in the eternal hell of the friend zone gets a one time all expenses paid free ticket to ride the bone train and is still stuck as "just friends" afterwards...

"Yo I heard you got out of the friend zone with Christine last night!"
"Nah man I'm not just friend zoned I'm friend boned!"

by Ye ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ April 4, 2017