The glorious action of recieving amazing head, while suffering from a disastrous taco Tuesday melt down and you whip out your master Chef skills and whip up a sandwich on his/her head before they swallow your load.
One Chad to another Chad
"BROOO you know that chick Stephanie dude?? Shes bangin dude!!! But you'll never guess what happened last night bro. Like, me and that chick Stephanie were totally getting it on dude, and I made her eat a blumpkin sandwich dude. It was glorious
"BROOO you know that chick Stephanie dude?? Shes bangin dude!!! But you'll never guess what happened last night bro. Like, me and that chick Stephanie were totally getting it on dude, and I made her eat a blumpkin sandwich dude. It was glorious
by DR-Semi-Philish. July 3, 2019
Get the BLUMPKIN Sandwichmug. "Hey Jimmy I see your big ol' blumpkin sticking out of your new limited edition Shaquille O'Neal basketball shorts, by the way nice blumpkin".
by Oiyer69 July 8, 2022
Get the Blumpkinmug. by lordofmemes50 July 31, 2018
Get the Blumpkinmug. by Cracker man 999 May 17, 2021
Get the Blumpkinmug. known all over the Blumpkin queen is the master of all things blumpkin related.
you only achieve this title after successfully completing 35 blumpkin s
you only achieve this title after successfully completing 35 blumpkin s
Yo tyrone, you see that girl over dur?
yeah dawg i do why wassup?
she’s the blumpkin queen of the hood
i herd she will give you a blumpkin for 1 twisted tea and a rubber band
yeah dawg i do why wassup?
she’s the blumpkin queen of the hood
i herd she will give you a blumpkin for 1 twisted tea and a rubber band
by big daddy dirty dick December 30, 2020
Get the blumpkin queenmug. by CharlieRomeo August 24, 2021
Get the Blumpkin Spicemug. the act of oral sex while one is shitting and covering lap and head with a blanket / getting a blowjob while covering up blower with a blanket
by cfreefuckface March 25, 2022
Get the blumpkin wrapmug.