Sally: We don't have a condom! Should we use a plastic bag??
Todd: Well that's a real grandma blowjob, but alright.
Todd: Well that's a real grandma blowjob, but alright.
by thatswhack June 04, 2018
Listen... If you thirsty enough to pay for some dick there has to be a distinctive set of 3 rules
1.Preview Hard package $20-30 depending on that thang
2.Sucking in that Thang depending on him should cost between $60->>>>👀 😳 again depending
3. Well...if it cums to that which it most likely will at this point then it becomes the price of That@$$😜
1.Preview Hard package $20-30 depending on that thang
2.Sucking in that Thang depending on him should cost between $60->>>>👀 😳 again depending
3. Well...if it cums to that which it most likely will at this point then it becomes the price of That@$$😜
Did you hear about the new BJ pricing menu?
Yeah man. The price of a blowjob sounds like a fair way for dudes to get paid for sharing sausage.
Why didn't I think of this?
Yeah man. The price of a blowjob sounds like a fair way for dudes to get paid for sharing sausage.
Why didn't I think of this?
by ZeeyonX March 09, 2021
An event where head is given and it doesn’t not result in what was desired : an orgasm. Usually caused by an inexperienced nymphet who already had sausage for breakfast.
by Ratawang3d Nymph3tt3 November 21, 2017
Another word for anal
Because the lips of the mouth and the asshole are made of the same skin, one could consider anal a backdoor blowjob.
Because the lips of the mouth and the asshole are made of the same skin, one could consider anal a backdoor blowjob.
by Mr. Kongdong June 11, 2018
by Bddaddy October 18, 2022
Blowjob week is that time of the month when your partner is all the time in her knees because your genitals are addictive. And also because she might be on her period. Partners who are happy celebrating Blowjob Week are rare! Mostly Latinas.
-I haven’t seen Scott and Karla for over a week now...how are they?
-They are perfectly fine! just elongating Blowjob week because they both love it ao much!
-They are perfectly fine! just elongating Blowjob week because they both love it ao much!
by papisgirl August 01, 2022
by Official Days October 29, 2019