Laguna Beach Bitches

laguna beach bitches lah-goo-NUH beech bit-CHEZ noun 1. Wears uggs; abercrombie & fitch; hollister; american eagle; coach; juicy courture; short skirts (shows thong); low-rise jeans; low rise shirts; padded, stuffed bras; spandex-type footless leggings; . 2. Accesorises with; fake mardis gras beads; plastic scene beads; clown makeup for albino anorectics; uniform dye jobs 3. Body type -- anorexic. 4. Personality -- a) says hello in order to be obnoxious; denies fault when accused; Claim to be impurturbed by others, but beg to be given reasons as to why they are disliked by outsiders; can't understand why people dislike them; doesn't like the friends they are 'closest' to; backstabbing backtalk; make up stupid monosyllabic sounds similar to that of a caveman see, nuh b) supress any latent intelligence; may have once been normal; think that they are royalty; treat outsiders like dirt; perpetually lies c) participates in school functions such as blue and gold night, sportsnite, and all-girls sports teams
5. MYSPACE STALKERS a) Visit, through friends of friends, other people's myspaces, even when blocked, in order to have something to start drama

Those laguna beach bitches think they are so great, but they are just irritating.

by Meredith B., and Abigail K. January 30, 2007

Fuck Bitches, Get Money

means that you are done dealing with women and have decided to earn all the money you can.

also pronounced in acronym form: FBGM

"Little Tommy's girlfriend dumped him, so he said 'Fuck Bitches, Get Money'"

"Stephen said he's through with pussy"
"are you serious?"
"yea, he said 'Fuck Bitches, Get Money'"
"Stephen's a dumbass"

by Martimize February 13, 2008

mother bitcher

somthing that a drunk russian yells. A corruption of mother fucker.

freeze mother bitchers!

by BlanKman January 26, 2005

Embarrassment of Bitches

Lots of ladies, bootie, bitches.

Nigger 1 : Yo bro, damn that Sloop Catty Cat he sho’is rich. He got da dough fo sho. He got da rims, and I ain’t talkin’ no Nigger Bentley – he got da crib, and I ain’t rapping bout no ghetto shack.

Nigger 2 : Word bro, and he got da ladies, man theys all over him.

Nigger 1 : Fo tru, dat nigga sho got an embarrassment of bitches.

Nigger 2 : Word.

by Eva C. Bowles January 5, 2009

Fat Bitching

The act of driving by a random person and yelling "fat bitch" as one travels past. The intended victim need not be fat, nor female for this to be effective. Far funnier after a night of drinking.

Damn man, I've drank about half of this 2-4, let's grab some roadies and go fat bitching!

Shit yeah! The bars are just letting out. Full of prime material!

by Funkdiddlyicious May 25, 2010

bitchin

Outdated slang for "cool."

Wow, that patent leather snakeskin speedo is totally bitchin' !

by Art Vandelay March 13, 2003

fuck bitches

A way of expressing anger when something goes wrong. It does NOT mean 'i like to fuck bitches', or 'fuck you, bitches'.

I just spilt my drink everywhere, fuck bitches.
Fuck bitches, i slept through my alarm.

by mchammeryeyeyeyeye January 12, 2011