bagelling

what happens when you break a condom and all thats left is a ring of latex around your penis

"We were going so crazy last night I didn't even realize we were bagelling!"

by ljvkhcjgxhfc October 23, 2023

bagellice

When one eye is larger than the other meaning you have baggellice

My sister has bagellice, one eye is definitely larger than the other

by DarnMoth December 29, 2023

Bagel

Term for a “basic bitch” white and generic with no flavor.

That girl is such a bagel

by Sassafras-tastic January 13, 2024

bagelphobia

An intense fear of bagels. That's it. Just the intense fear of bagels.

"The woman had so many bagels thrown at her daily that she developed bagelphobia."

by ummhuman January 24, 2024

Bagel

When a Jewish person looks for other Jewish people in a public space or guesses who is Jewish.

We're only .05% of the world population, but when I bageled at JFK airport, it was more like 25% Jewish people.

by Phil-osoraptor February 1, 2024

beelzebub

he has a devil put aside for freddie mercury

freddie mercury: beelzebub has a devil put aside for me

by IFuckingHateEve December 2, 2023

Bagelist

Someone who holds a strong opinion of what constitutes an authentic bagel. The person rejects businesses and individuals who claims to make "bagels," yet simply produce rolls with holes that lack specific bagel attributes as defined by the "bagelist."

What do you mean Panera and Einstein Bros. don't make real bagels? You must be a bagelist.

by The Real Bagel Maven March 13, 2024