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Beer Head

Oral sex from a girl who has had too many beers, and is drunk off her ass. If she has had way too many beers, or is just not able to control herself, she will puke foam all over the place.
" Yo I thought it was gonna be a great night, but all I got was beer head. Shit was disgusting. Then she spewed. Gross"
by M C's October 25, 2009
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First beer

A sentence said when one is acting very immature to the point of extreme annoyance, as in how a young person may act when they have their first alcoholic beverage. Can also be said to somebody who is acting irritatingly foolish when drinking, or to a lightweight at drinking.
When did you had your first beer?
by First beer April 28, 2010
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Human beering

Term denoting the inseparable bond between humans and beer, well suited to explain to non-drinkers the biological reason for beer craving.
"Awww dude, my liver's gotta hate me, I've been beering it up aaaaall last week..."

"Hey, don't sweat it man, we're all just human beerings"

"True. Thanks man."

(sound of can opening)
by Larsssson May 23, 2009
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Beer Pressure

Knowing that you should be headed home, but stay for just one more...
Bill said he was leaving at midnight, but due to heavy beer pressure, he ended up closing the bar and pissing off his wife.
by T.Ray December 14, 2009
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Beer Hunter

The practice of counting out one can of beer each for you and your friends after shaking one of them vigorously, each person gets a can of beer , holds it to their temples and pulls the ring pull.
''Side by side! Me and him! Me against him! ''
''We gotta play with more bullets.''
''More bullets in the gun''
''You wanna play games? All right, I'll play your fucking games''

Chzzzzzzzzzzzz.

''Ah Shit.''
Beer Hunter.
by Robert De Nero. Beero. April 25, 2011
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Beer Slap

The act of pouring a small (you dont wanna waste) quantity of beer into the palm of your hand and then slapping someone. The beer makes a good sound and also leaves the person with a beer smell on them all night.
After he insulted me I gave him a beer slap.
by Stuart Fleming June 11, 2006
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Beer Shitter

A person who constantly rants about the dangers of alcohol, usually while you are drinking. This person will most likely start these rants, regardless of how much you are drinking. May also refer to someone who likes to literally take shits in beer.
Dean: You know how John died? He Drank too much! Do you want to die too? You know lots of people die every year from alcohol. Are you listening to me? Pay attention!
Andrew: Shut up Dean. Don't be a Beer Shitter.
by Johny Penguin May 2, 2008
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