Beer Head

Oral sex from a girl who has had too many beers, and is drunk off her ass. If she has had way too many beers, or is just not able to control herself, she will puke foam all over the place.

" Yo I thought it was gonna be a great night, but all I got was beer head. Shit was disgusting. Then she spewed. Gross"

by M C's October 25, 2009

beer muscles

what most douche bags get after drinking 2 or more beers, and think they are a cage fighter.

Scott- Hey Steve have you seen Derick?

Steve- Ya, douche bag Derick had his second beer flexed his beer muscles and is over there trying to fight all those bikers in the corner...

by S squared June 19, 2012

First beer

A sentence said when one is acting very immature to the point of extreme annoyance, as in how a young person may act when they have their first alcoholic beverage. Can also be said to somebody who is acting irritatingly foolish when drinking, or to a lightweight at drinking.

When did you had your first beer?

by First beer April 28, 2010

Human beering

Term denoting the inseparable bond between humans and beer, well suited to explain to non-drinkers the biological reason for beer craving.

"Awww dude, my liver's gotta hate me, I've been beering it up aaaaall last week..."

"Hey, don't sweat it man, we're all just human beerings"

"True. Thanks man."

(sound of can opening)

by Larsssson May 23, 2009

beer virus

slang for people who can only vaguely remember its proper name - Corona Virus

You know that virus ...gah what's the name of it ...not the bird one - the beer virus one

You mean Corona Virus?

Yep that's the one.

by UM&UAE2021 February 7, 2020

Beer Pressure

Knowing that you should be headed home, but stay for just one more...

Bill said he was leaving at midnight, but due to heavy beer pressure, he ended up closing the bar and pissing off his wife.

by T.Ray December 14, 2009

Beer Shitter

A person who constantly rants about the dangers of alcohol, usually while you are drinking. This person will most likely start these rants, regardless of how much you are drinking. May also refer to someone who likes to literally take shits in beer.

Dean: You know how John died? He Drank too much! Do you want to die too? You know lots of people die every year from alcohol. Are you listening to me? Pay attention!
Andrew: Shut up Dean. Don't be a Beer Shitter.

by Johny Penguin May 2, 2008