british beef

Namely TVR, seeing as the rest of the world has bought our beloved motor industry, it being the greatest in the world. Despite their reputation for uneconomical sports cars which are a touch unreliable, they produced the cerbera speed 12, capable of 240mph. I believe that rapes everything American, and anything french.

''Oh hell no son, my dinosaur V8 was ripped to pieces by that Silver flash that went by, it must have been a TVR''

''Ve are ze french, ve vill stick to our renault 5, no? va va voom thierry henry you talentless git''

by TO4R.com July 21, 2004

Beef Sandwich

Beef Sandwich is the same meaning as Beef Lunch for Three. When three gay men engage in bareback sex all at the sametime in a sandwich

"Hey Scott Lucas, Would you like a Beef Sandwich today? Served up in the park or public toilets?"

by Mcfuck February 27, 2015

Beef Tower

An extremely large erect cock.

SUCK MY BEEF TOWER, BIYATCH! Yeah!

by Splooge November 16, 2004

Slice The Beef

Slicing the beef refers to the act of parting a women's large labia (a.k.a. "beef curtains") and inserting your penis.

"Hey dude, are you going to slice the beef tonight with what's her name?"

"I totally sliced her beef"

by reallyreallyawesomeperson April 23, 2010

Beef Stromboli

A huge turd.

Zig: Hey I'm gonna go pinch off a large beef stromboli.
Awesometrader5000: I don't give a shit.

by Frank Rizzoni October 28, 2009

Beef Tarp

An excess of scrotal skin hanging from the scrotum.

The male version of beef curtains.

Dude, Brittany was licking my gooch last night and she got lost in my beef tarp.

by theguy2687 December 2, 2010

Beef extinguisher

(noun) person, place, object or idea that diminishes sexual arousal of the male genitalia

Because she was voted as last year's Grade A Beef extinguisher, I wouldn't touch her with a ten-foot dick.

by Billy Wastebasket November 3, 2010