beef curtain

n. a womans pleasure area that is dark and has excessive loose skin that resembles roast beef.

Mark: That bitch was fine.
Colt: Yeah?
Mark: But when I got her home with the lights on and her pants of she had an expired beef curtain

beef curtain by wide ass hole October 1, 2011

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Beef Jerky

When a girl thinks she has any talent what so ever at giving a guy a handjob and she rips the skin off your cock and your cock bleeds, the following morning you wake up with a scab instead of a clean dick

Man that fucking Rachael chick, took me into the closet last night and gave me a fucking Beef Jerky. Now my cock is out of comission for at least a week,I wanna snuff that hoe in the face!!!!!

Beef Jerky by Brian Cros Himself May 8, 2007

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Beef Burger Curtains

A women who has not got a very nice looking Vaginal area.

If you buy and maccy Ds standard double cheese burger and but it on it's side.

Hay look at this! It looks like ya Nan's 'Beef Burger Curtains'.

Thats fucking grouse.... ur a prick

Beef Burger Curtains by Greyman2010 March 9, 2010

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beef jerker

-A professional beef jerky maker.

-One who likes giving bulls handjobs.

Jack Links beef jerky is made by beef jerkers

beef jerker by pork jerker August 20, 2010

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Beef cake

Someone who really enjoys cake and is also beefy.

Wow Erin, that plate of cookies disappeared in under 5 minutes! Your such a beef cake!

Beef cake by Fireman4945 April 15, 2014

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Beef Jerky

When you still masturbate, despite heavy chaffing, using A1 sauce.

Where's John? He's busy making beef jerky.

Beef Jerky by Rusty Shacleford June 16, 2010

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Beef Fest

When someone is about to let shit hit the fan. One guy really is angry at another and is going to let him know whats what. People that are in the imediate facinity can warn others that a clusterfuck is coming by progessively getting louder while chanting aww skeet... aww skeet... so on and so forth. Usually beef fests do not get resolved.

Guy 1: Hey noob i heard you stole my girlfriend!
Guy 2: Oh shitty shitty shitkins!!
Guy 1: Ya that's right bitch tits. You better be scared.

Crowd: Aww skeet... AWW skeet... AWW SKEET... Beef fest! Beef fest! Beef fest!

Beef Fest by skeeter boy August 7, 2010

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