Beachhead dick

The kind of dick (sex) a man gives you when you least expect it. It's loud, rough, and generally occurs at early hours in the morning. It's a reference to wartime (mainly World War 2) invasions of enemy beachheads that occurred early in the morning, and involved massive troop movements, intense fighting, and loud explosions. Beachhead dick always ends with both the partners feeling extremely exhausted, shocked, and very sweaty. The girl always submits first during beachhead dick, such as when a enemy beach is invaded and after many hours of intense battle, the enemy is to tired to keep fighting and surrenders.

"My boyfriend suprised me this morning with some amazing beachhead dick."

"My husband bent me over last night and gave me the most intense beachhead dick I've ever experienced."

"The sex I had last night was so amazing. It reminded me of this war movie I watched once, it was so loud and utterly exhausting. It was some real beachhead dick."

by Gingerbread Man December 26, 2016

Beached Whale Couple

A couple (especially of college age) that has settled down and consistently pushes away all of their other friends so they can spend all their time together in a relationship. Often times this happens to close friends, and the relationship can mess up even the tightest of friendships over time.

"Man! Todd and Patricia are such a beached whale couple! Todd turned me down multiple times to go to stardollars with her! He used to be my friend!"

"Friend 1: Todd, why don't you hang out with your bro's anymore?

Todd: I don't have bro time so that I can have hoe time!

Friend 1: But what about that trip we planned? And bro's before hoes?

Todd: What trip?

Friend 1: You know, the trip to New York we've been planning for so long?

Todd: Oh, I'm planning that trip with Patricia. Sorry man!

Friend 1: You're in a beached whale relationship, then. I thought we were friends!

Todd: Yeah I'd rather be with Patricia, and my other friends don't matter to me anymore.

Friend 1: How selfish! Well, let me know if you change your mind. Have a good life!

Todd: Oh, I will!"

by atreed7 June 1, 2018

Beach Pigeon

Another term for a seagull used by many people

A beach pigeon shat on my head yesterday, I was gutted!

by Maxxxy93 June 10, 2018

beachpipe

One of those plastic tubes you spin around your head that you buy from the seaside which make a noise like wowowowowow / Someone who goes on and on and on and on about the same thing...day in...day out

HER: bikes...bikes...bikes
COWORKERS: wowowowow -beachpipe

by Lolly Lukas June 14, 2018

beach junki

A person who is addicted to being at the Beach searching for Junk! like seashells, sandollars, sea glass, watching the sunrise and protecting our environment.

When you see a Beach Junki car decal or T-shirt you know that person has been educated about the Beach and the Junk! washing up.
Get Your Fix!
There's more to Life than Salt.

I'm a Beach Junki, I admit it, I'm addicted and I need my fix, so don't try to send me to rehab.

by beach junki May 9, 2018

Beach belly

A play on ‘beach body’ - referring to someone on the beach while in a swimming costume who instead of being toned has a belly.

‘You’re rocking that beach belly man! I see you decided to give the beach body a miss this summer!’

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 May 23, 2019

Beach burrito

When two people frolic on the beach, and wind up wrapped up in a beach blanket, affording an opportunity for stealthy intimate contact.

She grabbed the edge of the beach towel, rolled over me and trapped me in an awesome beach burrito.

by Ohcanada1966 August 25, 2019