cock and balls

The two things that a woman constantly craves

She wants my cock and balls

by Travman December 1, 2002

ball palmer

What a female feminist calls another female who agrees with men

That bitch is a real ball palmer

by Lord Knowitall August 20, 2021

Matzo Balled

Same as being Tea Bagged, but by a Jewish guy. The act of lowering one's balls onto someones face, or into their mouth while they are laying down.

If you fall asleep in Tempe, you may get Matzo Balled by the Rabbi.

by $uper $teve February 14, 2010

Sketch Ball

A sketchy, weird, or suspicious person.

Dude, see that guy standing there, staring at the cheerleaders? He's such a sketch ball

by Mommmmmy February 18, 2009

Ball & Oats

The romantic act of bringing your partner breakfast in bed but placing your testicles on the breakfast tray next to, or in, a bowl of porridge or cereal.

Wife: "I wanted a nice breakfast and you bring me Ball & Oats?!"

Husband: "I'm sorry but that's M-E-T-H-O-D-O-F-L-O-V-E, the method of modern love."

Wife: "I want a divorce."

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009

Balls Salad

When a woman dives into a mans scrotum with her mouth.
She then proceeds to suck and nibble softly at each testicle and at times the entire scrotum is put into her mouth and caressed with the woman's tongue.

The beautiful woman in the corner with that nice man is going to be having one hell of a Balls Salad this evening.

by RickyPacific September 2, 2008

ball milk

Delicious Semen

Her gentle stroking caused the ball milk to drip from my pee-hole

by Matthew January 20, 2004