idiot badge 

A mark, such as a scar or wound, that could have been prevented if one ridiculously obvious precautionary action had been taken.

I earned my idiot badge today by scalding my tongue with a freshly poured cup of hot coffee.

Bob failed to properly unload his gun before cleaning it. Therefore, that bullet hole in his leg is his idiot badge.

idiot badge by Anthony Melvin September 22, 2009

Out-badged 

When one officer or official tries to come in to take control of a situation from another by flashing his identification, only to find out that the man that's already there has more authority, which he proves by showing his identification.

I went downtown to check out the crime scene, but that douche from the FBI out-badged me!

Out-badged by Theworddumpster October 29, 2009

bieber banger 

A person who seeks out sexual comfort in Bieber look-a-likes.

Yo check out that chick's bangs, she must be lookin for a bieber banger!

bieber banger by ray-chul February 24, 2011

long bagger 

A male who inserts his testicles (both) into his own anus allowing them to rub and stimulate his prostrate as he walks around thereby giving him an erection. Usually only able to be accomplished by males with unnaturally stretched scrotums.

That Rick is such a long bagger he spends all his time off walking around his yard long bagging while mowing his lawn.
Ron long bags his life away, we need to have an intervention to save him.
I enjoy being a long bagger, though its just a hobby right now I hope to go pro one day.

long bagger by frankhepstien September 16, 2012

Harvey Banger 

Originally used to describe a powerful shot but has now spread into more general use to describe excellence.

Striker: 'It's a Harvey Banger!'
Striker kicks ball with tremendous force past the goalkeeper.
Goalkeeper: 'Yes it was.'

Person 1: 'This night out is going to be a Harvey Banger'.
Person 2: 'Yes it will'

Harvey Banger by OfficialHarveyBanger July 31, 2013

Whale Banger

One who goes after or bangs fat chicks.

"Did you see that girl?"
"Yeah she was at least 400 pounds, he's a whale banger."

Whale Banger by AlfiePalmer1379 August 19, 2013

Three bagger 

A woman uglier than a two bagger. One bag for her head to stop you seeing her ugly face. A second bag for your head just in case her bag falls off. A third bag containing Viagra so that you can still get it up in case the other bags fall off!

Tracey was such an ugly cow that she was a three bagger. One bag to cover her ugly mug, another to cover mine in case hers fell off and another full of Viagra so that I'd get hard!

Three bagger by Keepyourhandsoff May 2, 2014