Gay bacon

An alternate term for striped airhead strips. Term made famous by YouTube show 'Epic Meal Time.'

Narrator: (While cooking a candy burger) Making a whole bunch of these candy burgers. Gay bacon strips!

Gay bacon by Raining Champagne November 13, 2011

nose bacon 

the crusty dried snot/mucus, bloody or otherwise, that lines your nose when you have a cold or sinus infection. It usually dries very hard. It pulls at your nose lining and needs to be picked off & out, usually with a fingertip.

I got caught picking my nose bacon.

nose bacon by Lord Byron III June 11, 2008

Thats bacon

something that is funny, cool ,or exciting.

man A: i got free season tickets.
man B: thats bacon.could i come with.

Thats bacon by burtdog+russel October 21, 2009

razor bacon 

Bacon that is so overcooked and crisp that it cuts your mouth.

The Alley had razor bacon again this morning.

razor bacon by fuzzy_panda February 26, 2011

Jar of Bacon Grease 

A jar, can or tube of lubricant used for vaginal or anal sexual intercourse.

Honey, I am just too dry tonight. You won't be able to pound my va jay jay like normal. Don't worry, I got a Jar of Bacon Grease in the nightstand. Now drop them panties and bend over and crack me a smile.

Jar of Bacon Grease by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

mexican bacon

when you slice a hotdog in thin strips and fry it in a skillet

i was so poor in college, i had to live off of mexican bacon for months

mexican bacon by tito jackson December 4, 2004

whatever sizzles your bacon 

Almost like 'whatever floats your boat', albeit different.

"I like to eat bananas at the noontime." said wingaling webster."whatever sizzles your bacon." said blueskin bernie.

whatever sizzles your bacon by Lingwendil June 7, 2004