Popcorn button

That lame-ass button on most people's microwave that claims it'll cook your popcorn but either ignites it or only pops two kernels.

Why tf did the manufacturers put that popcorn button there? It's so bad even the popcorn bags tell you not to use it.

by Random_Limo April 20, 2024

Button Button

a game where you pass out soda and a certain number has a tablet of LSD in it. good luck finding the button.

Button Button is funny

Tom: congrats kyle, you found the button.

Kyle: OHHH FUCK WHAT ARE THESE COLOURS???!!!!

by Kyle's Best Friend Tom April 25, 2014

The Button

Yes.

Hym "Yes. I am the button. Click. Go. Faster. Now. Immediately."

by Hym Iam July 16, 2025

button fumble

When a fantasy football player can't bear to watch the game anymore after watching his 70 point lead evaporate and he misses the playoffs (again!), and he starts jamming the buttons on his remote and ends up watching reruns of Mork and Mindy.

Joey Z is so jacked about the Jets, he did a button fumble in the 3rd quarter!

by spiffy6977 December 1, 2014

down button downer

(negative) a person who frequently uses the down arrow button on their keyboard.

Person A: *presses down button 17 times within the span of 3 seconds*
Person B: Eugh, stop being such a down button downer.

by CutieFox9 December 7, 2023

Dignity Button

A button on clothing that is the one thing saving your outfit from becoming too revealing. The button may be damaged or prone to becoming undone.

I hope your dignity button stays, or else everyone at the party will see your boobs!

by Tiredengineer1029 June 23, 2022

button flustered

Inability to accurately record keystrokes when under intense pressure from frustrated clients.

Laura got button flustered when she was taking the large pizza order and recorded four prawn pizzas instead of the two prawn and two pumpkin we wanted.

by bewb_420 December 24, 2019