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outside burrito

An Outside Burrito is one of those burritos that you get at a mexican restaurant 2 minutes before they close... They slap spoon fulls of bean juice, luke warm half cooked chicken, and whatever other musty day old toppings you get in a burrito, they wrap it half ass, then they tell you to “get the hell out” so you and your buddy stand outside in the rain, eating your grimey burritos on top of his car when one of you looks at the other as a slime of beans and rice slips out of the tortilla like hot snakes and says, “Now this... This is an Outside Burrito.”
Friend 1 - “Hey lets go pick up Yag from work and get some free food before they throw it out.”
Friend 2 - “Ahhhh yes... An Outside Burrito.”
by Eweesheewee March 16, 2020
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Chicken Burrito

When drunk you convinces your partner to take a finger and slip it up your guys butthole so that you will sober up and can go get mexican food after a night of drinking.
Hey, if you let me slip a finger up your butt, I'll drive us to go get chicken burritos afterwards.
by Pete in Texas May 13, 2020
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Blanding Burrito

During a hit and run investigation, this is the shape a body makes once the white sheet is placed on it. The dead body will then resemble a burrito to people passing by in their cars, which in turn then makes them hungry for a burrito. It is named for the road such an incident took place on; Blanding Blvd.
Jesus Christ that's horrible! That poor person got hit by a car and became a Blanding Burrito! Say...that actually makes me a little hungry for a burrito.
by Hiromeka April 7, 2020
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love burrito

When you cuddled up by your cat and dog at the same time.
Hey Max, I wake up in a love burrito this morning.
by kaliyuga September 11, 2020
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Nata Burrito

A word you can shout at your friend when you want their attention. It is said with an accent of the person’s choice and is usually said by screaming and chasing after someone
Are you listening to me? Hello? NATA BURRITO!!!”
by A joe cock November 12, 2020
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Nata burrito

A word said when you are trying to get someone’s attention and they are rude enough to ignore the person. It is said with an accent if the persons choice and is usually said by screaming
Are you even listening to me? Hello? NATA BURRITO!!!”
by A joe cock November 12, 2020
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Nata burrito

A word said when you are trying to get someone’s attention and they are rude enough to ignore the person. It is said with an accent if the persons choice and is usually said by screaming
Are you even listening to me?hello?? NATA BURRITO!!!”
by A joe cock November 12, 2020
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