blartard

A black retard usually goes by the name Rafael Jimenez sells oils and fucks up your cooking refers to everyone as "dumb bitch"

Mike:"Hey do you know where I could get some oil?"

Mackenzie:"Yea just ask the blartard but make sure he doesn't add to much flour"

Blartard:"Shutup dumb bitch"

by Oil peddler October 20, 2013

Triple Blast

A type of popsicle, similar to the single and the double blast, but instead having three blasts. Is usually seen in the mouth of mexican girls.

Damn, did you see that triple blast in Natalie's mouth yesterday???

by lolerskateshahatlol December 15, 2008

SPLATTER BLAST

The act of having explosive diarrhea. Can be used as a noun or verb.

Dude, Don't go into that first bathroom! Josh just SPLATTER BLASTED the whole thing!

by The-One-And-Only-Nate.O May 1, 2012

fartic blast

A huge fart, one so big the furniture shakes

Dude, I just felt the couch shake from your fartic blast!

by ANW May 4, 2015

Twits&Blafs

The most perfect duo of sisters ever. They are born to rule the world. They make everyone happy and when they're together they have the most hillarioud conversations ever. They can talk blabber all day and insult each other, but still be there for each other at the end. Because they love each other and are way too perfect !

"Look at those sisters. They are way too cute. So Twits&Blafs

by lilsnshine June 2, 2015

Anxiety Blast

When out of nowhere, you suddenly have major anxiety where you start having major Hollywood sass. An example of an anxiety blast is Starkeeesha, she never had sass before she had an anxiety blast. Now she is working for the Illuminati as her job is to kill specific targets.

Person 1: OMG I SO MAD
Person 2: You seem to be angry, how long has this happened?
Person 1: AUGHHHH
Person 2: I think you had an anxiety blast
Person 1: NO I DIDN'T GURLLL
Person 2: We must get rid of this right away, you are already acting like Starkeeesha.
Person 1: OK U LITTLE PUSSSSSY GURRRL
Person 2: Oh no.

by The Boy Lyric March 19, 2017

baha blast

from 7/11 and it will change the way you look at things in life its like a drug

i just got done drinking my big baha blast and it just mest me up

by juish hitler February 5, 2018