the bible

something people exaggerate over
its all fictional

im from Romania and the word "The Bible" annoys me every fucking day

by BoarLoL August 17, 2022

The Bible

1. A work of ancient middle eastern fairytales.
2. The Britney Spears Album also called Blackout.

Person A: I read the bible today
Person B: Omg I love that album
Person A: ?????

by Underwater Basket Weaving October 13, 2022

Buffalo Billed

When a person with male genitalia receives oral sex from behind after pushing the penis between the legs like Buffalo Bill in the movie Silence of the Lambs .

After I came, I couldn’t get hard so she Buffalo Billed me and we laughed our asses off.

by F. Persimmon February 26, 2023

Sloppity bilepiper

The act of giving a jaundiced man with hepatitis a humming blowjob while fingering his asshole as he dry heaves on you.

"I felt so bad he got hep A from me so I gave him a sloppity bilepiper to make up for it."

by Abbadong April 4, 2023

Kill Billed

When you watch a movie only to find out that it was all just set up for the second movie in the series. Like how Kill Bill 1 was all just introduction for Kill Bill 2.

Person A: Hey have you seen Spider-Man Across the Spiderverse?
Person B: Yeah, I can’t believe it kill billed us though. The entire movie was just an introduction to spiderverse 3! Nothing was resolved, and all it did was introduce us to the characters and premise of the next movie.

by snertpb June 18, 2023

Hood Bible

Google Docs full of current scam methods. Every year it gets updated and street price runs around 100$ for it.

i bought the hood bible from jayquan and this walmart return scam is bussin.

by Skaterdude666 August 7, 2023

Bussy Bile

Goopy, bubbly, foul-smelling diarrhea with a rich fecal biome that has many uses and benefits. As such, it has a high market value for those brave enough to collect it.

Mike ate some mean ass chicken parm, and later he was brewing a stew made from his own bussy bile in the toilet.

Jeff got word of Mike’s bussy bile abilities and decided to sneak under Mike’s sewers to harvest the bile for profit.

Some time later:

Guy 1: “Oh God, why does that helicopter smell like shit?!”
Guy 2: “Probably running on bussy bile fuel.”
Guy 1: “Oh yeah. My grandpa actually takes that bile for his arthritis.”

by Spicyspectrum July 31, 2024