Sucks Monkeys Balls

something being so bad that it sucks monkeys balls

jill: my boyfriend dumped me

Janet: that sucks monkeys balls

John: I lost my job

Jack: that sucks monkeys balls

that guy/girl sucks monkeys balls

by YeahIWentThere August 24, 2010

Balls stuck to leg

When your balls get sweaty and stick to your inner thighs, usually when wearing loose fitting boxer shorts that don't offer much support. Often abbreviated as BSTL

Billy was stretching his legs apart to try to get his balls to unstick from his legs.

"Dude why are you feeling your dick"

"I'm try to get rid of my balls stuck to leg"

by Scottsurbandictionary May 20, 2010

Swamp Balls

The feeling when you nutsack is very sweaty and you cannot relieve yourself any other way than letting them catch a nice breath of fresh air

Oh Noah, I gotta bad case of them Swamp Balls

by Sweaty Ballsangna September 29, 2011

Pussy Balls

The act of getting a cat tossed at your balls/nuts.

Me and my friend played a friendly game of Pussy Balls.

by TylerD/ThomasK May 1, 2010

blue balls

when polly wont finish off your cracker

by charlie watmough March 12, 2003

August Balls

Your balls seem to be uncontrollably sweating and emitting a foul odor, most commonly occurring in the hot summer month known as August. (This can also be used to describe these symptoms any time throughout the year.)

"Shit man, this sucks. I just came down with an awful case of August balls right before my blind date."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 17, 2010

holy balls

an exclamation expressing shock first coined by Chris McCurley

(You catch your wife with the mailman)
"HOLY BALLS"

by Anonymous September 21, 2003