August 4th

August 4th is the day people who produce an extreme amount of discharge celebrate their birthday.

Man; omg my wife just gave birthday to an amazing girl in August 4th

Man; be careful, you might find discharge on the kitchen floor

Man:*licks women out *
Man:”you like that don’t you”

Women: sorry that’s just my discharge

by Julie davidson October 16, 2019

August 3

If you are born on this day you are a cock sucker and everyone thinks you’re an asshole even if they don’t show it.

No one likes people born on August 3rd.

by doubleduckinmybutt November 1, 2019

august 12

the day when the most amazing person was born(only in 2003 at 4am). A true gift from God to the world. She is a god damn goddess.

person 1: omg did you know what happened on august 12th 2003????
person 2: omg no!! what happened?????
person 1: the world got its greatest gift after Jesus?
person 2: really?? who??
person 1: her name is Barbora and she is a true goddess. She is the most beautiful woman I had ever seen and will ever see!!!!!!! And her zodiac is leo!!! omg
person 2: omg i have to meet her!! she sounds like a real snack!! no a whole damn meal!!
person 1: She really is!! but i want her all to myself!!! hahaha
person 2: nooo, please i have to meet her!!!
person 1: never!!
person 2: please!!!
person 1: never!!!
person 2: please!!!
person 1: never!!!
person 2: please!!!
person 1: never!!!
are u still reading this????? hahahaha lol

by thats not me February 16, 2021

No Apex August

During the month of August, a gamer cannot play Apex legends for the duration of the month

Gamer1:Dude lets play Apex
Gamer2: Nah,fam im doing No Apex August
Gamer1: Oh shit you right.

by PPisbig July 7, 2019

august 25

the day some humans were born. HONESTLY y’all are amazing <3. You guys are so cool but controlling u VIRGOS. being controlling is ok just not so much >:/. aight that’s it.

whoever born on August 25, I LYSM

by venuspsarklz October 30, 2021

August Agony

A term coined by Sherwood Park IB students refering to the end of August when high school schedule changes are to be made. This time is especially agonizing for those taking partial IB because they have to work with both semesterized and de-semesterized classes, making it difficult to fit in all the classes one wants to take.

I can't even try to plan my schedule for next year until August Agony.
-or-
I'll figure out my schedule during August Agony.

by procrastination.nation May 27, 2008

August 4th

this is the day you bully your sister

Me : Haha this is mine now
Her : Why are you doing this :(
Me : Cause is August 4th
Her : Ugh I cant wait until august 5th

by jxjool on tiktok August 2, 2021